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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh 
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people  "
I wouldn't say The problem lies with you ....would a blackbird sing to a woodpecker ?...would a grebe dance with a swan ?...your probably sending your message to an unresponsive unimaginitive recipient , ...choice of word can be important ...the response may tell you all you wish to know ..good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun? 
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you."
I got seranaded in the pub once like that when I was younger... All the guys mates joined in the singing... Happy memories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people "
Don't be an owl "twit twoo!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too 
Have I told you what a freckly bum you have "
I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too
Have I told you what a freckly bum you have
I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum! "
Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me......... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too
Have I told you what a freckly bum you have
I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!
Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me........."
I double checked. It's bloody marmite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too
Have I told you what a freckly bum you have
I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!
Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me.........
I double checked. It's bloody marmite "
Pmsl |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
My flirting or woooing skills are not that good...
I was exchanging messages with a single guy this week and tried flirting which seemed to go straight over his head. I ended up asking him are you playing at being dense or is my flirting really that bad. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people
I wouldn't say The problem lies with you ....would a blackbird sing to a woodpecker ?...would a grebe dance with a swan ?...your probably sending your message to an unresponsive unimaginitive recipient , ...choice of word can be important ...the response may tell you all you wish to know ..good luck "
Nah he is pretty responsive and although i make him laugh when wooing i reckon im in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people "
The hotels booked, room 401, i'll be there at 5, you check in before me and leave the door on the latch - no peeping or talking for the first 30 mins.
(Time and room number changed to protect the innocent)
Seemed to work for me |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"I think my best one liner was...'I want your arse' "
Bambi. Karen ( glowwormkjm ) says I have to contact you for the secret. Mean bugger wouldn't tell me herself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too
Have I told you what a freckly bum you have
I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!
Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me.........
I double checked. It's bloody marmite
Pmsl "
Don't encourage him!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just tell them you want them cant see that not workin for you x
Lol he knows that...im pretty blunt i was trying a different approach "
go for it then i would x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the line " I want to be in you" doesn't work I pull out the big guns of making a circle with my index finger and thumb and then repeatedly put my other index finger in and out of it whilst making choo choo sound after that I'm shit out of ideas!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave "
It was! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was! "
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was!
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"
 I'm not so grumpy now |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was!
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"
Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was!
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"
He is very persistent bless him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was!
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?
Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes. "
Very good! You obviously weren't out last night??! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
A little bit of sick just came up
As long as it was just sick Dave
It was!
Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?
Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes.
Very good! You obviously weren't out last night??! "
it was Friday of course I was ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people "
Wit and a good sense of humour is an important part of the wooing process, so rather like an owl, you have to wit, to woo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh
I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people "
I need them as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol
If any one gets this I want to meet you lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol
If any one gets this I want to meet you lol"
I get it but I'm sorry I will have to woo'dly reject your offer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol
If any one gets this I want to meet you lol
I get it but I'm sorry I will have to woo'dly reject your offer. "
How very woo'd |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
Whilst your'e down there
Pmsl - great minds xx
You two could do a duet "
We could but your doing the singing on your knees
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?
Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.
Whilst your'e down there
Pmsl - great minds xx
You two could do a duet
We could but your doing the singing on your knees
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I hope the microphones are not like The Jackson 5's heads |
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