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Next time they can run their own blinkin' bath!!  | |||
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"Slap them back and drown them in the bath...see how they like it! "Tempting!! | |||
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"Slap them back and drown them in the bath...see how they like it!
Tempting!!"Enough dithering woman...do it! | |||
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"why wasnt it warm, you should know when he will be home, and adjust the temp to suit, all your fault "
He told me 6.30 - strolled in without so much as a text to say 'will be late' at nearly 7.30 | |||
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"Let them get on with it themselves, if they can't be bothered to turn up on time I wouldn't be doing it again thats for sure" I ain't, he can bath in the garden with the cats as sponges from now on!! | |||
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"Fuck me this is sound more and more like the mr and mrs show every thread "Sounding | |||
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"why wasnt it warm, you should know when he will be home, and adjust the temp to suit, all your fault
He told me 6.30 - strolled in without so much as a text to say 'will be late' at nearly 7.30 "Fuck Buddys and Fuck Bunnys have to idea of time!! They go by the life long batteries in their toys! | |||
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"Fuck me this is sound more and more like the mr and mrs show every thread
Sounding "sounding? DONT GIVE ME IDEAS!!  | |||
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And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?  | |||
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"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!
And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job? "You need to be taught a lesson young man!! | |||
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"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!
And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job? "Do one - and ask your cat friend from next door to help you with it!! | |||
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"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!
And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?
You need to be taught a lesson young man!! "I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough*  | |||
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"Aint love grand "great minds lol | |||
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"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!
And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?
You need to be taught a lesson young man!!
I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough* "Older than you...younger than me cough cough!! fur ball coughing!! | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol"Indeedy | |||
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" I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough* "Yep!! Old, decrepit, senile, bolding, ancient, past it - all words I would personally recommend | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy "LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com... | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com... "More 'stuckwith.com' | |||
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"I can see Obi sporting a ball and chain soon "Or a black eye, or loss of bollocks - whichever happens first | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls "Pmsl | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls "Rather not im eating | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
Pmsl "Don't encourage her! | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls "DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
Rather not im eating "I won't ask lol | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime "We getting married in the morning | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime
We getting married in the morning "It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
Rather not im eating
I won't ask lol "You know me so well | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime
We getting married in the morning
It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg "You two finished now? | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime
We getting married in the morning
It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg
You two finished now?
"Oh but I am always going to hear my wedding bells
Not quite | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com' "just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com'
just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore "What alternative are you exactly offering Miss Evie??? | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com'
just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore "Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway  | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com'
just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore
Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway "That's old age for you - hits us all eventually! 
Forgetting something a mere two days ago..... | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com'
just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore
Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway
That's old age for you - hits us all eventually!
Forgetting something a mere two days ago..... "Two days is like a lifetime, especially since you stayed over again last night! | |||
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"... Never seen a running commentary on a relationship spurred on by like minded people... Lol.. Like a fucked up face book text message chat... Lol. I've got a front row seat... "I was thinking I see people in relationships do most their talking through Facebook status messages  | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "  | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private " What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private " some would cope if every minor detail wasn't broadcast to the world | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
"well who's the fool for putting up with it | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private " | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
"That is usually what happens when man meets woman | |||
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"Hmm maybe time thread was removed "I've already asked 10 minutes ago | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
"And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens... I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site. When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you. It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills. Carry on. We await the next installment. | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private " | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...
I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.
When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.
It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.
Carry on. We await the next installment.
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If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy. | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...
I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.
When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.
It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.
Carry on. We await the next installment.
If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy."Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well. The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy. If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze. Enjoy the bath. | |||
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"I want to know why he's let you out of that bloody cupboard again. That's three times I've locked it today "Because he needed his bath running!!  | |||
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"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried Sing along boys and girls
DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime
We getting married in the morning
It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg
You two finished now?
"They forgot - Dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum ................. I'll leave now! lol | |||
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"Run him another bath and use original source mint shower gel and bath salts (put them in after its run so they're still coarse)... That'll teach him "Evil | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath "Go on then. It'll have to be at yours though as I don't own a bath. | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath " Do I need to say more? | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath "Depends on if you are at work or not right now | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath "Can I scrub your back babe? | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath
Can I scrub your back babe? "Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now. | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath "Yeah ok but you get the tap end | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath
Can I scrub your back babe?
Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now."Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol! | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath
Can I scrub your back babe?
Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now.
Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol!"In that case lots of people owe me naughtiness too. | |||
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"I need a cuddle I am having a rough time I need a mans or woman's hug oh and a bath would be nice lol " Hugs x | |||
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"Anyone want to run me a bath
Can I scrub your back babe?
Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now.
Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol!
In that case lots of people owe me naughtiness too."
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"Anyone want to run me a bath "No bugger off and run me one | |||
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"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs "So you're running the bath now? Bloody men! | |||
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"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs
So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!"It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in | |||
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"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs
So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!
It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in "You wont win this one!! | |||
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"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs
So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!
It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in
You wont win this one!! "Want to bet | |||
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"the things I miss when I'm poorly! I'll jump in the bubbly paddling pool too! "Right we need a club with a pool and lots of bubble bath | |||
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"the things I miss when I'm poorly! I'll jump in the bubbly paddling pool too!
Right we need a club with a pool and lots of bubble bath "infusions has a pool | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...
I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.
When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.
It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.
Carry on. We await the next installment.
If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy.
Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well.
The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy.
If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze.
Enjoy the bath."I've been here five years and these types of relationships (lived out like a soap opera where every detail is played out for public consumption) seldom end well. A relationship played out in the shop front of Fab has only one outcome: grand opening swiftly followed by grand closing. | |||
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"Aint love grand
great minds lol
Indeedy
LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...
More 'stuckwith.com'
just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore
Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway "WHAT!! I have no clue about this trait in women. They are so loyal to their own detriment. Amazing. You are running baths, doing stuff, not getting sex and I suspect being treated poorly in general as he turned up late! You are putting up with this, why ? | |||
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"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums? Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private What's there to be smitten about?! He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!
And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...
I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.
When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.
It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.
Carry on. We await the next installment.
If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy.
Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well.
The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy.
If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze.
Enjoy the bath.
I've been here five years and these types of relationships (lived out like a soap opera where every detail is played out for public consumption) seldom end well.
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"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'" Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi. | |||
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"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they' Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi." Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk I love a mystery. | |||
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"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they' Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi. Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk I love a mystery." Not much of a mystery though is it? | |||
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"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they' Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi. Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk I love a mystery. Not much of a mystery though is it? "No. Less of a Mystery and more a Farce. Soon to be a tragedy if history repeats - and it does. | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? " I think you are reading too much into it and over complicate it | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? " Cute in all honesty does it really matter? | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? " He would have been a better pronoun but 'they' is perfectly acceptable. As in..... I was waiting for someone to arrive but they were late. | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? Cute in all honesty does it really matter? " I think it does. It's important. | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? I think you are reading too much into it and over complicate it "When i first read the post i just presumed it was him indoors/the old man or whatever name he goes by these days.. Then wondered why he/him wasnt used instead of them. As its singular not plural | |||
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"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi. But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late. So there wasnt two people just the one person? Cute in all honesty does it really matter? I think it does. It's important." Righty ho... | |||
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