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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Saw this in a young lady's back window today "If your gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair" whats the funniest you've seen

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I saw one recently saying

"I'm so gay I can' drive straight"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Multitalented

I can drive and piss you off

Both at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

C'mon, give me the finger like you mean it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one on my car saying I'm not d*unk, just avoiding potholes !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My other ride's your daughter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

on a van

ill smash your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish my wife was a dirty as this car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just got passed by a girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

four doors for more whores

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just loved

"The Devil made me do it"

I want one of these stickers

another was written on a dirty lorry saying

its a good job Yorkies are made in York and not in Goole!!!

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you can go fast i can go anywhere

&

land rover recovery vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you can read this, where the fuck is my caravan?!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I was driving over the Tyne Bridge a while back and a young lady in a Pink Micra over took me and had the sticker 'I love (heart symbol) my butt plug'.

Needless to say I followed her home and am monitoring the situation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was driving over the Tyne Bridge a while back and a young lady in a Pink Micra over took me and had the sticker 'I love (heart symbol) my butt plug'.

Needless to say I followed her home and am monitoring the situation."

such a good citizen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My other car is Jackie Chan

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By *aravancoupleMan  over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"If you can read this, where the fuck is my caravan?!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You just got passed by a girl "

Saw one like that and the car was covered in bumps and scratches.explained it all to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen a bloke on a harley with a patch saying " if you can read this the bitch has fallen off "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

on the back of a van

Dont sleep with that annoying drip!

Call a hunky plumber instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its not leaking oil, its sweating power

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On an adventure before dementia

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"on the back of a van

Dont sleep with that annoying drip!

Call a hunky plumber instead "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My favourite

goes faster than a smackheads giro

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/13 16:37:31]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog's bollocks with a cartoon pic of a dog with extremely large testicles and a big grin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/13 16:51:53]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

got sticker on my back window of my 207 saying i hate stickers

Google 207 s16 and you'll see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw one saying either pass or get off my arse

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

If it's got Tits or Wheels, Your going to have trouble with it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive got ex husband in boot best 49p ive ever spent in Morrisons and I got a mention in local papers

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Car stickers are like comedy t-shirts , might be funny the first time you read them . I always imagine the people with them / wear them are the kind of people who declare themselves as ' wild and wacky ' .

Just my thoughts .

Joanne x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/13 20:30:09]

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Yes, I Have paid my Tax.....

Now Go and Fix some Fucking Potholes....

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the Lipstick, off your Dipstick!

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

What the hell, it Goes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One for the animal lovers...

"So many cats - so few recipes..."

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Linz's says

Honk if you like it rough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sticker on the front of my car wasn't funny.

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

If the vans a rockin,

don't come a knockin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw one that said what ever happens I will always have my bike

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By *ree8iveMan  over a year ago

CORNWALL

This is true...

Builders wagon, flatbed transit..

On the side ' Patel and Patel Builders'

Underneath 'You've tried the cowboys, now call in the Indians'

Makes me chuckle everytime I think of it

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My favourite is one from our American cousins:

Keeping honking, I'm reloading.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

[Removed by poster at 15/08/13 20:39:59]

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By *randub69Man  over a year ago

city

Keep your horn, for your wife

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By *ree8iveMan  over a year ago

CORNWALL

Ohhh, and on the top box of a Honda C90

'I like cats - they taste like chicken'

I'm saying nothing more, its just what I saw, OK!

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By *randub69Man  over a year ago

city

Your so close to me. You may as well get in

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By *r Mahogany70Man  over a year ago

Leicester


"I saw one recently saying

"I'm so gay I can' drive straight" "

My vote for funniest so far

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By *wingerdelightCouple  over a year ago

eastliegh


" If it's got Tits or Wheels, Your going to have trouble with it.

"

or as Bernie e said if it flighs floughts or fucks then rent it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"No Sandwiches left in this van overnight" (On a Sandwich delivery van)

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset


" If it's got Tits or Wheels, Your going to have trouble with it.

or as Bernie e said if it flighs floughts or fucks then rent it"

Lol

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the wheels a wobblin,

and the girls a gobblin.

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By *ock Chick PetraWoman  over a year ago

Worcester


"Saw this in a young lady's back window today "If your gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair" whats the funniest you've seen"

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By *ock Chick PetraWoman  over a year ago

Worcester

"my hobby is your hubby"

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

DON'T STEAL...

The government hates competition.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why don't you se a Ferrari with a "my other car is a 1993 ford fiesta" lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This is true...

Builders wagon, flatbed transit..

On the side ' Patel and Patel Builders'

Underneath 'You've tried the cowboys, now call in the Indians'

Makes me chuckle everytime I think of it "

I've seen that too, but in London.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Written across a picture of the Nurburg racetrack.....

"I took it up the ring..."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone I know had a heavily modified car that had been lowered that much he could hardly get over speed bumps.

On the bottom of his number plate he had "lower than your granny's nipples"

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By *andtsurreyCouple  over a year ago

Torbay

We laughed when we saw a girl driving a pink car with "it's not Friday night so how come you are up my arse" across the back windscreen

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By *urvywelshCouple  over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Saw a plumbers van the other day, sticker read:

No Tools or Biscuits left in vehicle overnight.

Made me laff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wasn't so much a bumper sticker, but a mate of mine took a photo of a transit van with one of those magnet sign writing things on the back door:

"You've tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians"

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By *onnie and JohnCouple  over a year ago

andover

we had one, but when shopping mainly guys would come up and stare at us ,but one day we did get to meet a sub who wanted more.. which was nice ,, bondage is knot for everyone ,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw one the other day it said " I'm only speeding because I need a poo "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr has got " better than sex.... but not as quick" on his motorbike reg plate

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By *reybearMan  over a year ago

medway

On a sewage lorry today....

No stools left in vehicle overnight....

And when I overtook it, it had one on the side saying ' yesterday's meets on wheels!'

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By *reybearMan  over a year ago

medway


"On a sewage lorry today....

No stools left in vehicle overnight....

And when I overtook it, it had one on the side saying ' yesterday's meets on wheels!'

"

Grr wheels I meAnt

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By *reybearMan  over a year ago

medway


"On a sewage lorry today....

No stools left in vehicle overnight....

And when I overtook it, it had one on the side saying ' yesterday's meets on wheels!'

Grr wheels I meAnt

Grrrrr meals I actually meant!

(That went well lol)

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

IF ITS GOT TITS OR TYRES ! ITS TROUBLE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr tax man, we meet again. Surely you should hug me after screwing me!

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

THANKS!......

FOR PARKING SO CLOSE

Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get my car out.

Assholes like you should take a bus...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just got showed one saying a child is for life not just for benefits!!

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By *urvywelshCouple  over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Wish we could post photos on forum. Got a few pics of band n lorries with amusing signwriting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen one with 'Orgasm Doner'

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By *ashful BazMan  over a year ago

poole dorset

I slow for Beaver....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just loved

"The Devil made me do it"

I want one of these stickers

another was written on a dirty lorry saying

its a good job Yorkies are made in York and not in Goole!!!

lmao "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had this on a van once till the police made me remove it as he said I was naughty having it.

How's my driving dial 0800 eat shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine was a present from hubby, demon driver. Not quite appropriate for a community nurse but good ice breaker.Funny hhubby is rarely a passenger in my car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen in Whitstable this lunchtime...

"I'm speeding cos I need a poo!"

(hope you're not eating.... )

ted.

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