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over a year ago
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"I'm idly watching a spider building a web between my printer , my pluggin innny thing and my bongo drum.
Do I kill it or let it live.......
You decide. "
Let it live.....  |
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over a year ago
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"Take it on the ride of its life up the hoover pipe 
I can think of a few people who like being taken up the hoover pipe...."
Not everyone owns a hoover ! |
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"Let it live and see if it learns to play the bongo.
Are you from bongo bongo land?
Nein .... I have bongo singularrrr
I still say find out if it can play the bongo."
It's pulling few strings....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Let it live .. But be carefull how you handle it, a friend of mine had one at the back of his computer and it bit him! turns out it had radiation poisining and now he spends most of his days swinging!! between buildings !! |
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"Let it live .. But be carefull how you handle it, a friend of mine had one at the back of his computer and it bit him! turns out it had radiation poisining and now he spends most of his days swinging!! between buildings !!"
How stupid do you think we are ???
Your friend hasn't got a computer ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course you realise the spider is busy thinking the same thing about you. If you let it go and carry on with your business then it'll sneak up on you and BAM.....spidery death.
And he'll be all up in his spider mates grills giving it "See her there dissolving into the carpet? I knackered her! Recognize!"
So do you want that? Do you!? He ain't all that, go mess his shit up. |
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*Meanwhile in the spider version of Fab Swingers...*
SpiderCrumpet posts:
"Found an excellent spot for my new home today. There is a mad lady human sat next to me staring at me while hitting her desk repeatedly with her fingers. She looks harmless. I wish all humans and spiders could get along like we do, I feel I could trust her with my life.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*Meanwhile in the spider version of Fab Swingers...*
SpiderCrumpet posts:
"Found an excellent spot for my new home today. There is a mad lady human sat next to me staring at me while hitting her desk repeatedly with her fingers. She looks harmless. I wish all humans and spiders could get along like we do, I feel I could trust her with my life.'"
Fuck that, get am aerosol and a lighter and get medieval on his silk producing ass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pop into the garden and get a few aphids and bugs, and start feeding the little fella 
Makes for a good clean pet, doesn't need walking, or toilet training, pretty much self sufficient.
Remember, a spider is for life, not just for Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we to assume, given her silence on the subject, that GrannyCrumpet is lying face down on the floor paralysed ready to he digested slowly, while SpiderCrumpet is doing Gangnam Style over her twitching body and doing the spider equivalent of the "Smack that ass" gesture? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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See if you can make an amusing 'spider vs printer' video to rival the infamous 'cat vs printer' !! 
It'll either be a true classic - or the eight legged freak will get sucked into the rollers and you'll have a piece of modern 'crushed spider art' you can flog to that Damien Hurst twat!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See if you can make an amusing 'spider vs printer' video to rival the infamous 'cat vs printer' !!
It'll either be a true classic - or the eight legged freak will get sucked into the rollers and you'll have a piece of modern 'crushed spider art' you can flog to that Damien Hurst twat!! "
Don't even think you are doing that with the steroid taking body builder spiders i have in my shed
~Then again, your too scared to even put your hand in the doorway let alone take a step inside - my printers safe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put it in a cup to trap it. Take it outside and let nature run its natural course.
Silk
Yep - it'll soon end up in a birds stomach!! "
As Elton John said.... It's the Circle of Life  it shall have an honourable death. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we to assume, given her silence on the subject, that GrannyCrumpet is lying face down on the floor paralysed ready to he digested slowly, while SpiderCrumpet is doing Gangnam Style over her twitching body and doing the spider equivalent of the "Smack that ass" gesture?"
Poor GC.  |
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"Are we to assume, given her silence on the subject, that GrannyCrumpet is lying face down on the floor paralysed ready to he digested slowly, while SpiderCrumpet is doing Gangnam Style over her twitching body and doing the spider equivalent of the "Smack that ass" gesture?"
Nah ..... visitors |
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