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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not here
Does that mean we can be naughty? 
Nooooo 
Oh ok then. We'll be good. Maybe
Be good my arse 
Never say that to a woman wielding a strap-on...."
WMD comes to mind  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not here
Does that mean we can be naughty?
Nooooo
Oh ok then. We'll be good. Maybe
Be good my arse
Never say that to a woman wielding a strap-on...."
Pfffft more scared of a smurf with a strap on |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Im not here
Does that mean we can be naughty?
Nooooo
Oh ok then. We'll be good. Maybe
Be good my arse
Never say that to a woman wielding a strap-on...."
Please don't mention that nasty word. I'm about to go to sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I
Never say that to a woman wielding a strap-on....
Pfffft more scared of a smurf with a strap on
Tough talk eh?"
Always, I'm behind a screen with the door locked to my office
*wiggles arse* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Be good my arse
Never say that to a woman wielding a strap-on....
WMD comes to mind
Ahh you've already seen it then"
Yeah I was sneaking under your bed while you was making a cuppa. MoD would be proud of your stash.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This site is addictive! 
I send messages and am then waiting to see if they've been read or replied too, and that keeps me logged on here far longer than I should be! And the irony is that very few people reply!! 
Oh the joys of being a single male on here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Going between this and the Xbox 
How's the Haribo ache going 
It's gone now thank god lol! & I'm winning that bet, end of story! "
Lol dream on your winning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again 
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad "
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here "
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me "
Mmm if only young Rusty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty "
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds "
lol I start practicing although I don't want you in too much of a trance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds
lol I start practicing although I don't want you in too much of a trance "
Lol now have images of you star jumping naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds
lol I start practicing although I don't want you in too much of a trance
Lol now have images of you star jumping naked "
Oh heck, not a pretty sight trust me  Keep to the boobs, that's a better image for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds
lol I start practicing although I don't want you in too much of a trance
Lol now have images of you star jumping naked
Oh heck, not a pretty sight trust me Keep to the boobs, that's a better image for you "
Ah don't be daft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up at the witching hour again
Well could I stir your cauldron with my one eyed toad
I'll leave the door open for you and keep my cauldron warm till you get here
Mmm you going to cast a spell on me
Mmm if only young Rusty
Hey I'm a single male, just bounce your boobs up and down and I'll be in a trance in seconds
lol I start practicing although I don't want you in too much of a trance
Lol now have images of you star jumping naked
Oh heck, not a pretty sight trust me Keep to the boobs, that's a better image for you
Ah don't be daft "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up and can't decide if I want a coffee or try and get back to sleep
Black, two sugars please!
OK but only if I can give you a little zap "
lol cheeky. Coffee first then I'll think about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just lying here listening to the rain"
Also laying here listening to the wind and the rain, the sea and with a huge erection, morning wood at this hour ?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grrr I got woke up by my phone ... Pfft txt messages at this time of a morning .. Although it was very interesting reading ...amazing what you learn from a simple message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just lying here listening to the rain
Lucky you, I'm stood out in it
And who's faults that get inside man and make the coffees "
 me and legs are gagging for 1 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just lying here listening to the rain
Lucky you, I'm stood out in it awww poor rusty I'd bring you something to cheer you up if I was closer "
awww tthankyou |
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