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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm at an ann summers party, and a while ago I told my friend that the g cup bras on the rail don't fit me (too small) , she didn't believe be and proceeded to put it on her head, apparently it HAS to fit my boobs if it can fit on her head. She then tells me that she needs to see it to believe it and makes me try on the bra, and to her disbelief I was right, she was wrong.
Conclusion: my friend has a little head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The breast of a beautiful woman should just fit an honest man's hand. Is that a test of beauty or of honesty 
clearly I'm not beautiful or honest men have very small hands!!  xxx"
I hear ya sista!! |
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By *otswoldMan
over a year ago
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And, of course, there is always the elbow test.
Ask a lady to place her hands on her ears and then bring her elbows as far forward as possible. Then ask her to walk slowly toward a wall and observe, carefully, which part of her anatomy touches the wall first.  |
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"And, of course, there is always the elbow test.
Ask a lady to place her hands on her ears and then bring her elbows as far forward as possible. Then ask her to walk slowly toward a wall and observe, carefully, which part of her anatomy touches the wall first. "
just tried this ( lads in the office where highly amused) lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The breast of a beautiful woman should just fit an honest man's hand. Is that a test of beauty or of honesty
clearly I'm not beautiful or honest men have very small hands!! xxx"
I have lovely big manly hands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I may have a little head
We're talking about the one on your shoulders not the other one!!
Your always so fussy 
* You're bloody beer"
I've had vodka but am still literate!  |
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