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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

whats your favourite !!

whats the dirtiest !!

whats the funniest !!

and wahts the most romantic !!!

I would lead by example but can never remember them lol

Same as jokes !!! get told loadsa jokes and cant remember a bloody one

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By *icelymarkedMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I love me more than I love you!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I remember the silly corny ones we'd put in Valentines cards as teenagers in school. For example:

(Name) the word I love to spell

you are the one for who I fell

and when I look into your eyes

up floats my heart and away it flies.

and

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,

I wish your pyjamas where next to my nightie,

Don't be mistaken, don't be mislead

I mean on the clothesline and not in the bed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if I were a bar of soap and you held me in your hand

every time you'd take a bath I'd see the promised land

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Valentine's Day Messages for swingers

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Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get fisted.

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Roses are crap,

Violets are wanky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a hanky.

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Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.

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Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.

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Roses are crap,

Violets are shit,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.

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Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty bitch,

And you love it up the shitter.

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Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your vagina.

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Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

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Roses are shit,

Violets are crap,

Show me your clit,

And I'll cum in your lap.

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I did NOT write these, i nicked um

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sat here giggling at those lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the hall is made of marble,

the bell is made of brass,

i've got a new sweetheart,

and you can kiss my ass.

someone who is very shy

and modestly inclined

in sending you this valentine

which isn't even signed

so now you're gonna have to guess

without a single clue

someone who will always be

madly in love with you!

Just two billy remembers from his younger days lol...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the captains wife was mabel

by fuck she was half able

she gave the crew a daily screw

upon the kitchen table

(guess she was a swinger) lol...

sorry folks its billy again he's got a silly head on now.

Sammi

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Mrs. Jones don't be sad its Vinny I want and not his DAD

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

And a soopy one...

With the start of each new day

I find myself thinking of you...

In the middle of my busy day,

my mind wanders and I think of you...

Out of nowhere I see your smile,

hear your laugh and I think of you...

Life is beautiful now because I fall in love

all over again each time I think of you.

Awwwwwwww

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

The night was dark,

The moon was high,

He stopped the car,

She wondered Why,

He moved in close,

Her heart went pitter pat,

Then he whispered sofly,

I'm afraid the tyre's flat!

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Don't make love by the garden gate,

Love may be blind, but the neighbours ain't

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I buy you a bunch

Can I fuck your arse too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Apples are green,

I like your legs,

And what's inbetween.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

roses are red

violets are blue

i love ya cock

can i suck it for you?

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

You don't need to use a condom

You don't need a dental dam

You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty

quid, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,

Or wear all that sexy stuff

All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff

'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land

Masturbators Of the UK, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic

It's easy and it's fun

If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done

You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill

Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill

'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,

Masturbators Of the UK, Give Yourselves a Hand!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme Marry had a little lam

it's fleece was black as coal,

and every time it jump a fence

you could see it's pink asshole.

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