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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this morning as I went to pour myself a nice hot cup of strong black coffee a nasty earwig crawled across my counter. The earwig met a sudden and violent death accompanied with some choice explanitives on what I think of him and his kind. Got me to wondering though...which kinds of creepy crawlies do you least like finding in your home? |
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"Jehovas witnesses.
But they keep moving when I try to swat them with my shoe.
Slippery bastards... "
I have the perfect reply to them. As soo as they start, I hold up my hand and say
I'm an Episcaphalian Buddhist and my Guru is Ranjit Singh. He lives over a chippy in the next town and I am unable to discuss any aspect of religion other than through him. If you would like to call back at (insert time), I will forward my thoughts and request through the ether and arrange said meeting, which must as according to our religion becompleted completely naked.
Shuts em up  |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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I have the perfect reply to them. As soo as they start, I hold up my hand and say
I'm an Episcaphalian Buddhist and my Guru is Ranjit Singh. He lives over a chippy in the next town and I am unable to discuss any aspect of religion other than through him. If you would like to call back at (insert time), I will forward my thoughts and request through the ether and arrange said meeting, which must as according to our religion becompleted completely naked.
Shuts em up "
Then the guy thinks for a minute and comes back with "By the way I am a part time tantric sex practitioner, would you like to get naked and jiggy with me , I have my bullets " lol |
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