Embarrassing Stains !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just went to wash my hands, and the damn squirty soap bottle ejaculated over the front of my trousers

I now have a suspicious mark on my flies

I just hope it doesn't get wet and start foaming !

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did that at work the other day and it ended up on me boobs, that's not a good look either

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry but that made me laugh out loud!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being quite tall and long legged pretty much every time I wash up I walk away from the sink looking like I've wet myself

My crotch is just a few inches too high!