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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So are you one who will always carry a condom with you? I always have 2 in my wallet hidden in one of the card slots. After a meet recently I stuck a few more in been prepared, however they provided the condoms instead and I didn't use mine. I left them in the wallet, but today I was at work and when taking my wallet out whilst talking to my colleagues they spilled out everywhere for them all to see.
I quickly scooped them up and no one said a word, this was very embarrassing though! Has others had a similar mishap before? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yep ! I often stuff up to 30 in my bag ( gang bangs use a lot! ) I went to tesco on way to get a bottle of wine and pulled my money out my bag and all the condoms fluttered over the counter in front of the whole queue lol - plus I was dressed .... Erm to party .... Oops  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....
Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep ! I often stuff up to 30 in my bag ( gang bangs use a lot! ) I went to tesco on way to get a bottle of wine and pulled my money out my bag and all the condoms fluttered over the counter in front of the whole queue lol - plus I was dressed .... Erm to party .... Oops "
Bet that brought of smiles to there faces |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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I do this nearly every day walking into work!! No matter which coat I put on, no matter how carefully I peer into my pocket to take out my passes. A big LARGE gold condom always drops to the floor or skimms 10ft across it, depending how avidly I take them out. Last happened on Friday where the fucker sneaked between the two of them after I checked and re-checked.. obviously with one or two noticing
This is, this happens in the very well marbled foyer where greeters and security guard are there to give you a nice smile and a pat down.
They just wait with smiles now lol |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....
Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that."
If you had loads they probably went home thinking what a lucky sod you were.
I always have some in my bag. You never know if you might catch someones eye in Morrisons. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....
Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that.
If you had loads they probably went home thinking what a lucky sod you were.
I always have some in my bag. You never know if you might catch someones eye in Morrisons. "
Exactly! Always ready for action. And where's the fun in just going just the once too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do this nearly every day walking into work!! No matter which coat I put on, no matter how carefully I peer into my pocket to take out my passes. A big LARGE gold condom always drops to the floor or skimms 10ft across it, depending how avidly I take them out. Last happened on Friday where the fucker sneaked between the two of them after I checked and re-checked.. obviously with one or two noticing
This is, this happens in the very well marbled foyer where greeters and security guard are there to give you a nice smile and a pat down.
They just wait with smiles now lol "
Everyone knows there's only 3 condom sizes.. Small, medium and LIAR |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
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I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)
I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed.  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)
I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed. "
Lol @ feeling the need to add (unused) |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
"I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)
I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed.
Lol @ feeling the need to add (unused) "
Just in case hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I left a packet under my motor bike seat and put the bike in for a service totally forgetting they were there and remembered later on, dredded going to get the bike they never said a word...so not all bad lol |
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Exactly!