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That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st |
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"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty."
Thank God .....
I never know where my next fois gras is coming from ..... Pass the Beluga ! |
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"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty."
Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).
Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day..... |
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"That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st "
Maybe they aren't in the pub all day and after there bills are paid don't have anything left to buy food.
I think it's a good idea if they genuinely need help |
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"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.
Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).
Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day....."
If shoplifters get birched 50% of FAB will be turning lightfingered ! |
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"That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st "
How do you know they were in the pub all the time? And how do you know that they're not in the same position as you and not able to work?  |
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"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.
Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).
Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day.....
If shoplifters get birched 50% of FAB will be turning lightfingered !"
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"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.
Thank God .....
I never know where my next fois gras is coming from ..... Pass the Beluga !"
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Iv seen too many of them round my way staggering out the pubs and bragging they don't need to work cos of all the different benefits they get wish I knew how to get them |
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How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's? |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?"
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life |
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"Iv seen too many of them round my way staggering out the pubs and bragging they don't need to work cos of all the different benefits they get wish I knew how to get them "
As only 7 have been given out and the police are doing it based on needs, I suspect they're not handing food over to those "staggering out of pubs" |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life "
Right, I get it now. Sounds good. |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life
Right, I get it now. Sounds good."
It is ...... I got a packet of sage and onion stuffing and I didn't even give the false teeth back ! |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life
Right, I get it now. Sounds good."
So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs   |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life
Right, I get it now. Sounds good.
So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs "
No a failed poacher gets a frying pan |
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"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?
So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?
If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life
Right, I get it now. Sounds good.
So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs
No a failed poacher gets a frying pan "
Ah,,, ok …. Well would a failed cattle “rustler” get a bag of beefy flavour crisps,,, |
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Yeah well it's cheaper than paying for four star prison hotel holidays if there's a chance it will persuade them not to go further down the criminal path |
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