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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.
Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs ..... 
Why? "
No matter what I try they never work properly - vinegar, whirlpool, rolling boil .....
I'm just crap at doing them  |
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"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.
Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs .....
Why?
No matter what I try they never work properly - vinegar, whirlpool, rolling boil .....
I'm just crap at doing them "
Aww, I'll poach my own then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee coffee and more coffee can you deliver it to my work, you can tell which one is me I'm the one with their head on the desk muttering I should have gone home when the tequila came out to play!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it ready yet I'm starving here 
It's gone cold .... Egg's a bit rubbery ....
just nuke it in the microwave then
Ping !"
Thank you and I do hope you washed your hands first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister   "
Really ?
I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much
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Now, hire would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?
No poached eggs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't say no to a couple pancakes 
Whipped cream and blueberries ?"
Ta muchly - though Strawberries instead please!
And some chocolate drizzled over the top would be much appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i have some mushrooms, toms, and a slice of toast well buttered.
oh and some perc strong coffee.
ta muchly
White or brown toast ? "
White for toast and brown for sarnies |
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"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister
Really ?
I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much
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Now, hire would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?
No poached eggs "
That should have said SHE lol
Grilled bacon and fried eggs - merci x |
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By *its n ballsCouple
over a year ago
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Mmm I'd like bacon (with all the fat cut off before you dry fry please) . Mushrooms. Plum tomatoes. Beans (cooked slowly in a pan with a knob of butter and a little cheese) and some fried potatoes if you have no hash browns. And lots of hot toast ( not too brown but just passed white.) With butter . Mmmm . And id like some freshly squeezed orange juice with no bits. Give me a shout when it's done and I'll come round. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister
Really ?
I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much
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Now, how would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?
No poached eggs
That should have said SHE lol
Grilled bacon and fried eggs - merci x "
Do you mean HSE ? Health and Safety ?
One order coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmm I'd like bacon (with all the fat cut off before you dry fry please) . Mushrooms. Plum tomatoes. Beans (cooked slowly in a pan with a knob of butter and a little cheese) and some fried potatoes if you have no hash browns. And lots of hot toast ( not too brown but just passed white.) With butter . Mmmm . And id like some freshly squeezed orange juice with no bits. Give me a shout when it's done and I'll come round. "
You're a demanding woman with an appetite
Ready in five |
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Hygiene is important 
oh, and can I have tomatoes instead of beans as well (fem) 
