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The item to your right is the only thing you have to defend yourself in an attack.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the dog, not that he would defend me if I was attacked he'd jump in my arms and expect me to defend him  I couldn't even pick him up and smack the attacker with him cause he weights about 8 stone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a brass lamp to my right and also a solid quartz pyramid paperweight.
I'll choose the paperweight, could easily dig a nasty hole through someone with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A companion of fire tools - so a small shovel, a poker with an evil looking spike on the end, a brush, and tongs ........ think I will be fine ......... lol   |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Sky remote...can beat attacker to death with it then use it to take a trophy picture of his* cock against it
*disclaimer: my use of the male gender as an example does not mean I believe all men to be aggressive attackers, I'm quite aware that I could be attacked by a female, I would still beat her to death with it but I'd have to rethink my trophy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remote...can beat attacker to death with it then use it to take a trophy picture of his* cock against it
*disclaimer: my use of the male gender as an example does not mean I believe all men to be aggressive attackers, I'm quite aware that I could be attacked by a female, I would still beat her to death with it but I'd have to rethink my trophy "
Please don't attack me with a sky remote....they make me feel inferior as it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A toy car with very annoying ne nar sound, complete with flashing lights 
some kids toys can drive anyone insane ..could be perfect weapon"
Ahhh don't I know it!! You could possibly muffle it with your tissue  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Another siamesse. It will have to be a slow attacker her only effective defence move is waiting until you forgotten which cupboard she has curled up on and lanching herself off the top at you. |
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