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"How to rock on a chair
How to text under the table
How to doodle  "
I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school 
1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic
I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to rock on a chair
How to text under the table
How to doodle
I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school
1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic
I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first"
Didn't have calculators when I was at school  I left in 1973. Bought my first calculator around 1975 for college course. |
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"How to bunk off and not get caught 
I used to go in for registration, then bunk off and then go back for my dinner... Nowt like cheek!  "
I used to slightly unplug my mums house phone if i was bunking off she caught me once never did it again i got such a hiding |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How to rock on a chair
How to text under the table
How to doodle
I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school
1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic
I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first"
Yes queen Vic and dirty den |
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"How to bunk off and not get caught
I used to go in for registration, then bunk off and then go back for my dinner... Nowt like cheek! "
Haha, I did exactly the same |
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"I must not start a sentence with and, so but, then or because. "
Some people still teach this! (It's crap but one of those things everybody seems to get 'taught').
Because I enjoyed using the one school BBC Micro computer, it's probably using technology that's the one thing I took from school. |
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"I still remember the quadratic equation formula. Well I was a bit of a maths nerd at school  "
x=-B+ or - Square root of B squared
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2A |
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Latin, 6 bloody years of bloody Latin....
aiempaa pidempään. Koskenkylän Agricola- halliin on myös perustettu lehtien ....
posti hihasta. Se on oikeaa yhteisöllisyyttä.
Ooops sorry, wrong language  |
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If you put vick under your eyes it makes them water, pair that with a sad crying face and tell the male teacher you have period pains it gets you out of 3 lesson music. |
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That the periodic symbol for potassium is k and for copper it's cu.
K was my dad's first letter in his name , he ate bananas and they have potassium in them.
Cu, cu Jimmy. |
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"How to bunk off and not get caught "
Yes I learned that as well, I got an A+ for that
On the downside I also learned (albeit with hindsight) that most of my teachers were communists, including one called Thatcher |
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That those that can do and those that can not teach 
That to prove a snobby teacher wrong is a rather nice feeling.
That the physics they teach in school is not the physics toy learn in real life.
It really is a long list |
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Did anyone have a normal home economics teacher or were they high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high stress, frumpy child and man hating she-bitches like mine?
They couldn't even cook in my school ffs, useless |
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Loved any thing to do with dinosaurs at primary school and learnt ostrolapithicus was the first form of ape man and down the evolution line or up even homo erectus was the first form of ape man to walk up right not quiet sure about spelling and it definitely not helped me through the years but will never forget. Must be 32+ years since leaving primary too. Ask what I did last week. Not a frickin clue ha ha |
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That the best place to go for a snog is behind the tech block where miss pook can't see.
How to do a peanut with my tie.
Kickers shoes with the tags on are/were "supposed to be" cool as fuck.
Mr Evans had bad dog breath.
Mr Marshall was a cunt....ya..your a cunt.
I was smarter than everyone else.
Geography was pointless
As was English. .I can't spell.
Science proves...well jack shit.
Maths proves that science is based on bollocks.
It also to taught me that I am a non-conform to the status quo reject by default.
And...
Yadadadada!
But...ya know..the kid did good!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The pneumonic for remembering the order of the planets
My
Very
Easy
Method
Just
Speeds
Up
Naming
Planets
I was taught:
My
Very
Eldery
Mother
Just
Sucked
Uncle
Normans
Penis "
At school?! |
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