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Small, medium or large?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just got out of bed and realised I'm down to my last cig - so off to the shops I go!

Now being the nice guy I am I asked Fox if she wanted me to pick anything up for her while I was there - to which a muffled voice replies through the bathroom door - a cucumber!!

Now I know I have to work all weekend and that obviously 'needs must' - but we've yet to experiment with food groups other than chocolate - so being a newbie to the world of 'vegetable abuse' - I'm after some advice!

Small, medium or large? And no - I'm not worried about any size comparison issues - after all - if I was I'd just chops a bit off!!

(Wouldn't want the cucumber getting jealous now would I ?

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have to make sure the end isnt too pointy obi, dont want the lady to injure herself. Go for medium make sure its not soft, crisp and firm is needed xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As your working and a girl has needs get two large ones just to be on the safe side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would go large and cut some to use in the Pimms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im refraining from commenting for fear of incriminating myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cucumbers have a habit of snapping, courgettes are always best, then re cycle and u have a stir fry x

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

large in thickness and a round end, nice and firm should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you considered a Courgette... just to be on the safe side..??? And I believe they are in season...

ted.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was thinking about carving cucumbers into interesting shapes the other day. She could have a collection in the shape of fab members. After all there is plenty on the avatars to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got out of bed and realised I'm down to my last cig - so off to the shops I go!

Now being the nice guy I am I asked Fox if she wanted me to pick anything up for her while I was there - to which a muffled voice replies through the bathroom door - a cucumber!!

Small, medium or large? And no - I'm not worried about any size comparison issues - after all - if I was I'd just chops a bit off!!

(Wouldn't want the cucumber getting jealous now would I ?

) "

Prick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just got out of bed and realised I'm down to my last cig - so off to the shops I go!

Now being the nice guy I am I asked Fox if she wanted me to pick anything up for her while I was there - to which a muffled voice replies through the bathroom door - a cucumber!!

Small, medium or large? And no - I'm not worried about any size comparison issues - after all - if I was I'd just chops a bit off!!

(Wouldn't want the cucumber getting jealous now would I ?

)

Prick"

They didn't have any I'm afraid!

Got a cucumber though!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get me some fags while you are out lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You couldn't have been a bit more imaginative? Cauliflower? Celery? Other veg need love too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get her a bunch of bananas, the curve will hit "that" spot and she can always stick one up her arse for a touch of DP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get her a bunch of bananas, the curve will hit "that" spot and she can always stick one up her arse for a touch of DP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost a marrow doing this once. I don't think it touched her sides on the way in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get her a bunch of bananas, the curve will hit "that" spot and she can always stick one up her arse for a touch of DP!

It a "hand" of bananas not a bunch!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's ok - he's forgiven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lost a marrow doing this once. "

Sorry stoled it for Ryan

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