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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One thing I don't understand is
Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?
What things in life don't you understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't understand why the landlord always gives me a bad beer on a Friday. I always fall for it. Bet he does it again tonight  "
Is it every pint thats bad or just the 11th?
I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize, |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I don't understand why the landlord always gives me a bad beer on a Friday. I always fall for it. Bet he does it again tonight
Is it every pint thats bad or just the 11th?
I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize,"
That's why it's so weird, as there is not really a number pattern to it. All I know is, it's usually the last one. Sneaky bas**rd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize,"
Or how Chris Hoy is in fact "Sir" Chris Hoy.
I also don't understand how 1Direction are gonna gross a reported $1Billion in 2014...I assume that's a big FU to real music. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?"
The Sky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?"
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy..."
Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...
Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"
Godalming or Godstone.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...
Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"
And in ten years time when he finds out that Father Christmas and the tooth fairy are you. He may think that you are God too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...
Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx
And in ten years time when he finds out that Father Christmas and the tooth fairy are you. He may think that you are God too "
 great point, Im going to google god |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The welsh language.
I only know "heddlu" because i didnt "araf""
I'm with you on this!!
When I was a kid I kept telling my dad he was driving round in circles (on the motorway - I was such a dumbass!) as we kept passing the same town!
Gwasanaethau !    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The welsh language.
I only know "heddlu" because i didnt "araf"
I'm with you on this!!
When I was a kid I kept telling my dad he was driving round in circles (on the motorway - I was such a dumbass!) as we kept passing the same town!
Gwasanaethau ! "
pssst, we call em ring roads oop north. |
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"One thing I don't understand is
Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?
What things in life don't you understand "
How it is possible to mix up there and their....   |
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"One thing I don't understand is
Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?
What things in life don't you understand
How it is possible to mix up there and their....
I'm sorry, I didn't notice, I suppose I'll go and tell one my mum that she failed as a parent "
It really is not the parent's fault..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice
Mines Darth Vader "You may now begin your journey to the dark side" epic"
"Why men won't ask for directions when lost.....and why they won't read instructions!!!
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Because we know what were doing! ????
So why do you need a Sat Nav huh??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?
Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...
Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"
Tell him He comes from the beginning.
In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice
Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!! "
An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice
Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!
An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging "
I did warn you politely not to take the exit!!' Trying to take the exit results in a swift knuckle crunch!!! like I said....calm and rational!!! We are Also harsh but fair!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice
Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!
An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging
I did warn you politely not to take the exit!!' Trying to take the exit results in a swift knuckle crunch!!! like I said....calm and rational!!! We are Also harsh but fair!! "
Crickey - I hope it's not a long journey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If spring water has been filtering through volcanic rock for millions of years why the sell by date?
Why do cookies in supermarkets have use by dates on, they rarely make it back to the car,
How come I can oversleep and be late for work but at the weekend I'm up at the crack of dawn (don't ask who dawn is, it's not big and it's not cleaver) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If spring water has been filtering through volcanic rock for millions of years why the sell by date?
Why do cookies in supermarkets have use by dates on, they rarely make it back to the car,
How come I can oversleep and be late for work but at the weekend I'm up at the crack of dawn (don't ask who dawn is, it's not big and it's not cleaver) at the weekend lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don t understand why ladies will see something they like in the first Shop they visit then proceed to spend the next 6 hours visiting every other Shop,
this applies especially to shoe shopping, "
And then go back to the first shop!!
So true!!
We are wired to look for value for money, hunter gatherers |
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Tjis is something I'm not sure I understand...
When a man says no, he means no.
When a woman says no, she means maybe.
When a man says maybe, he means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, she means yes.
When a man says yes, he means yes.
When a woman says yes, she means possibly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The sun is 93,000,000 miles away ...yet Professor Brian Cox ( praise be his name) can tell us catagorically what's its made of ,...but The police were unable to identify The mystery white powder found in a small plastic bag in Geoffrey Robinsons car .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door? "
Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras  |
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"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?
Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras "
Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty |
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"Tjis is something I'm not sure I understand...
When a man says no, he means no.
When a woman says no, she means maybe.
When a man says maybe, he means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, she means yes.
When a man says yes, he means yes.
When a woman says yes, she means possibly."
Haha that is brilliant!
I don't understand why swinging is looked down upon by society |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?
Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras
Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty "
Thermal imaging cameras and laser microphones - nothing is safe behind closed.doors |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One thing I don't understand is
Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?
What things in life don't you understand "
Same as when they message you, you message them back within seconds and they take fuckin hours to get back to you... Why text in the first place if they ain't got time to conversate?? |
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"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?
Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras
Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty
Thermal imaging cameras and laser microphones - nothing is safe behind closed.doors "
Good thing I'm moving south! Bloody gnomes |
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