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My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I hate flies so I have fly screens on the windows. Sometimes one sneaks in behind me when I'm coming through the door but those don't last too long.
If there's A LOT of them then something has died in my chimney, usually a chick. Have you checked your chimney and gutters? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!
Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex  "
I hope you waited until they had cum. |
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"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!
Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex
I hope you waited until they had cum."
How do you know when a fly has cum  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!
Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex
I hope you waited until they had cum.
How do you know when a fly has cum "
The male rolls away for some recovery time and the female chases after him for a cuddle? |
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"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!
Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex
I hope you waited until they had cum.
How do you know when a fly has cum "
There's gooey stuff on your sugar cubes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!
Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex
I hope you waited until they had cum.
How do you know when a fly has cum
There's gooey stuff on your sugar cubes"
Pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes it's the same here, bloody things! Just gone to the shops and brought the sticky fly catchers that you can hang up, and some fly sticky strips to put on your Windows, we too have fly nets over the Windows but there still one annoying one that gets in and buzzes around all fricking night.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!"
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped "
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though  |
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"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol  "
Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.
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"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol
Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.
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God wasps are doing my head in here in Spain. I must have removed about 500 from our pool yesterday. And walking down the steps to get in you literally take your life in your hands as you are surrounded by the bastard things. Made worse by the fact that we are always naked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though "
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.  |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him. "
Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.
Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!
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It's great |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me.... "
I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us! |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.
Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!
It's great "
Gonna buy one asap |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!"
My house is!!! |
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"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....
I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us! "
I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die... |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.
Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!
It's great
Gonna buy one asap"
Better than a TENS machine and pinwheel?????? |
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"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!
Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)
Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!
Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped
haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though
You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.
Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!
It's great
Gonna buy one asap
Better than a TENS machine and pinwheel??????"
My lips are sealed, you sod |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....
I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us!
I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die... "
Snap!
But I still value them |
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"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....
I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us!
I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die...
Snap!
But I still value them "
Er ok  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol
Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.
God wasps are doing my head in here in Spain. I must have removed about 500 from our pool yesterday. And walking down the steps to get in you literally take your life in your hands as you are surrounded by the bastard things. Made worse by the fact that we are always naked lol"
put a bucket of fresh water close to The pool , The wasps prefer fresh water to clorinated , gradually move The bucket back each day until its in a safer place ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I encourage spiders to catch the flies ... just wondering what to do to catch the spiders?
Remember the rhyme there was an old woman, a bird. "
Was beginning to think I was alone on that one |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Same here in Wales, im not posh enough for an electronic zapper, lynx can and lighter for me, scorch the buggers!
It's only 2 quid lol "
Or 1 quid if you go to the pound shop.
Bloody brilliant.  |
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