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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage? "
I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?
I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered. "
How odd is your sausage though? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?
I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered.
How odd is your sausage though?"
Not very odd. It's not one of those skinless varieties. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta 
Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it. "
Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs ) |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta
Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it.
Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs ) "
Don't forget flappy flaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta
Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it.
Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs )
Don't forget flappy flaps "
 mmmmm flappy flaps my fav |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Whats the break entitlement?
A pause for breath every 2nd munch
munching burgers or growing gerkins?"
The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the break entitlement?
A pause for breath every 2nd munch
munching burgers or growing gerkins?
The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues"
will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Whats the break entitlement?
A pause for breath every 2nd munch
munching burgers or growing gerkins?
The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues
will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job?"
I suspect it will be a zero hours contract with short notice of a requirement to attend for a shift. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Whats the break entitlement?
A pause for breath every 2nd munch
munching burgers or growing gerkins?
The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues
will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job?"
Depends how efficient you are. I'm not doing continentals, I will end up employing more to cover the sleepers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i may apply if suckin on the gerkins is a requirement
You start sucking on a gherkin and a cucumber may appear ! "
im all for variety...especially if i can have a couple of slices of cucumber to put on my eyes |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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If it was hotdogs I would have jumped at the offer!
I may branch out into that. How many could you do in a shift?
How long is a shift?
But on average I would say 2
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week "
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
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Are you doing the vetting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
Are you doing the vetting?"
Allegedly. ..
After I've pulled the knife out of my back |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
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Hello! What do you need to check first?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
Hello! What do you need to check first? "
This is a matter of executive importance.
I need to confer with the prospective employer. .
Ryan, what should I check on Bendaroos?
Be specific... |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week
Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!
You gave me the job of screening above.
I need to check Bendaroos out first!
Hello! What do you need to check first?
This is a matter of executive importance.
I need to confer with the prospective employer. .
Ryan, what should I check on Bendaroos?
Be specific... "
Check out her tonsils first. Make sure there is adequate clearance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had mc d last night. In training xx
Did you go large Jules?
Always ryan xx and had apple pie too 
Ooh I'm partial to a pie
With cream?
No, not keen on a second hand one "
has to be fresh xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry. "
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day "
No hangover shots |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day
No hangover shots "
Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day
No hangover shots
Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?"
My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day
No hangover shots
Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?
My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant "
Your fingers merely put your real thoughts into print. Your head must be in a good state this morning to stop your inner monologue escaping. |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I shall send you my cv
Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.
Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day
No hangover shots
Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?
My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant
Your fingers merely put your real thoughts into print. Your head must be in a good state this morning to stop your inner monologue escaping."
I had to get up so I had an early night. I purposely never had the last beer either. So I thwarted that pesky landlords plans to poison me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My speciality is more buns then burgers 
This is an equal opportunities business. We are happy to provide training. "
Happy to under take any training xxxx |
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