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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
"Bell one" I want you to strip naked.
When I says
"Bell two" you jump on de bed.
When I says
"Bell tree" we's gonna mek love alltru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One" and she stripped naked.
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Tree" and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out
"Bell Four". What de hell is
"Bell Four"? He asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose mon", you aint nowhere near de fire."  |
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"A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
"Bell one" I want you to strip naked.
When I says
"Bell two" you jump on de bed.
When I says
"Bell tree" we's gonna mek love alltru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One" and she stripped naked.
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Tree" and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out
"Bell Four". What de hell is
"Bell Four"? He asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose mon", you aint nowhere near de fire." "
..sounds more like a Jamaican fireman living in Barnsley |
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