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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli!
Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day.
Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?"
go on then i can help |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli!
Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day.
Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber? go on then i can help"
We might need a few more people, I think he might wriggle.
I also need someone to whip up a wheatgrass and beansprout smoothie. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm in...
Just need to buy a strapon that looks like broccoli  "
No, make him think it's just the strap-on he is going to "face". That way he'll have his bottom firmly planted to a surface and his face will be available to start with the wheatgrass. |
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"I'm in...
Just need to buy a strapon that looks like broccoli
No, make him think it's just the strap-on he is going to "face". That way he'll have his bottom firmly planted to a surface and his face will be available to start with the wheatgrass."
Ok.. regular strapon packed.... and on my way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.   
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room."
either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room.
either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs "
Good one. We might need to throw in some cookies and maybe the odd chip butty and mug of tea too or he might get suspicious.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"cucumbers, don't worry i have gherkins. They wont hurt as much.
I think he likes a gherkin, it might be a good way to lull him into thinking the broccoli isn't in the room.
either that or tempt him into the room with burgers, like breadcrumbs
Good one. We might need to throw in some cookies and maybe the odd chip butty and mug of tea too or he might get suspicious.
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i can do tea |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle
What can you bring to the party?
The strap on in my pic , the doughnuts will fool him "
I'm getting worried we're now giving him all of his favourite things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wot can I do what part can I hold
We haven't assigned parts. I think grab what you can."
like the idea of grab what ya can.....its times like this i wish i had big hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh count me in on this need a good giggle
What can you bring to the party?
The strap on in my pic , the doughnuts will fool him
I'm getting worried we're now giving him all of his favourite things."
reverse psychology |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on  "
I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on
I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in."
Give me a plate of spuds and veg any day over a burger |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This sounds either very kinky and Ryan will enjoy or perverted amd he will enjoy more. I really should spend more time on here to kmow whats going on
I'm just taking my frustrations out on a burgerholic. Come and join in.
Give me a plate of spuds and veg any day over a burger "
He likes spuds, it's the other stuff we need to get in him - one way or another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broccoli and mange tout at the ready. Raw and full of goodness.
How to get his mouth open? Who has the strap-on?"
Gt double ender and strap on any good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha 
Exactly y train of thought "
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow... "
Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with???  |
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow...
Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with??? "
Nooooooo... It's WHERE we're going to stuff it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonders what sort of damage a courgette would do
A marrow now ya talking
A stuffed one haha
Exactly y train of thought
My I meant
I'm so excited about stuffing the marrow...
Hahaha... Know all we have to worry about is what to stuff it with???
Nooooooo... It's WHERE we're going to stuff it "
Well if you're going behind with ya strap- on we can shove it.... in his mouth or should that be broccoli first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me 
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
 I got it "
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
Was it very whiffy?"
Distinct lack of roses  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety "
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon."
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?"
I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?
I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge."
Well I was thinking it would make the passage of the marrow easier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can smell cauliflower.
Sorry, they're scaring me
Haha you knew what I meant!!
I fear I didn't/don't.
I got it
I'm safe I have a mask and gloves on for the marrow er treatment was it lickety
Treatment, exactly, just like being at the beauty salon.
Don't you get colonics there too who had that buckwheat?
I thought we would, erm... stimulate his system in a more natural, almost gentle way. If you feel a colonic is in order though I will bow to your superior knowledge."
psml |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Pfffft Ryan.... Most men would be happy having 15+ women all to themselves
Why can't we have cookies ?"
We can have cookies and carrot cake, we just need to have some veggies too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan..."
Although penetration would be better for the soul, you know soul food |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan...
Errr what's frottage please "
Rubbing yourself up against a marrow |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is just the best thread in blooming ages
What, better than my Pawn thread? There was frottage on that one. Oooo, frottage with a marrow for Ryan...
Errr what's frottage please "
A bit of rubbing. It's not penetrative but gets tantalisingly close. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas
i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans?
round green ones with nothing in the middle
So, none of the above then. "
You're trying to lure me into making snap decisions on stuff I don't know about. I withdraw my generous offer of
Pea consumption. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I will do a deal and eat a few garden peas
i have peas. preferance,? monge tout, suger snap green beans?
round green ones with nothing in the middle
So, none of the above then.
You're trying to lure me into making snap decisions on stuff I don't know about. I withdraw my generous offer of
Pea consumption. "
No one has suggested pee consumption; some think it's good for you. Be grateful it's only peas on the table at the moment.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind...... "
Now even I draw the line at that being cruel and unusual punishment. Although Jalapenos have been mentioned in the past.
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"I have a bag of red chillis - the small but lethal kind......
Now even I draw the line at that being cruel and unusual punishment. Although Jalapenos have been mentioned in the past.
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Scotch bonnets?
And peeled ginger..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"celery and sprouts too?
Sprouts would make me retch
You don't have to eat the sprouts.... We can just make a strapon out of them "
how about using the sprouts as anal beads |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli!
Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day.
Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?
A marrow might be better  "
We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow. |
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli!
Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day.
Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?
A marrow might be better
We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow."
No good breaking him in gentle you might as well just break him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Strangely enough Lickety , Spaniards plant chumbos around The soil hole , The chumbos take The nutrients from The waste ....quite app under The circumstances  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Strangely enough Lickety , Spaniards plant chumbos around The soil hole , The chumbos take The nutrients from The waste ....quite app under The circumstances "
Hmmm... my father is part Portuguese. Close enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the strap-on it's the broccoli!
Women of Fab, the way to punish Ryan is to give him his five a day.
Whose going to hold him down while I get a cucumber?
A marrow might be better
We started with a gherkin and worked up to the marrow."
I took the marrow to bed , just for safe keeping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling a bit unwell today. I need a good chicken jalfrezi - I don't mind having green pepper and chillies in it "
Aww get well soon. A good curry will clear out all the veg in your system. |
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