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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I saw this elsewhere but it made me laugh so I am sharing it:

As a rule of thumb, "WTF?" can be translated as "I am an idiot and I am basing my outrage on this incomplete and sensationalist news story".

How do you view WTF? and other online exclamations?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

as a lack of intelligence.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"as a lack of intelligence."

Not just laziness of thought?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see it as a kinda fun language for the kids, if it helps them communicate with each other then what's the problem?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"as a lack of intelligence."

Why is it a lack of intelligence...I use it on occasion and I do not consider that I lack intelligence...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WTF! I have no visual previous nor conceptual understanding of what I have just seen/has just taken place. I have no way of responding other than to exclaim loudly so that those to whom I am audible begin to think that a disservice has been done to me and they wrongly focus their moralising tuts on a nearby genius who understands what I didn't.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I met a young local politician (not local to me and not in a Fab way) last night who ends all sorts of statements with "Boom!"

I need to learn modern English.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"WTF! I have no visual previous nor conceptual understanding of what I have just seen/has just taken place. I have no way of responding other than to exclaim loudly so that those to whom I am audible begin to think that a disservice has been done to me and they wrongly focus their moralising tuts on a nearby genius who understands what I didn't. "

I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Put those eyeballs back in ... someone'll put you on the X factor !

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Put those eyeballs back in ... someone'll put you on the X factor !"

Good point. I do use the eyeballs and it really isn't any different to "WTF?".

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put those eyeballs back in ... someone'll put you on the X factor !

Good point. I do use the eyeballs and it really isn't any different to "WTF?"."

I think they are very different.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

WTF? - rarely used exclamation when I honestly cannot believe my eyes, whether I am seeing something amazing or reading something colossally stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as a lack of intelligence.

Not just laziness of thought?"

Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It also makes for a good LOL substitute when you don't abbreviate anywhere over three letters at a time eg LMAO, LOFL, LMFAO, ROTFL or ROTFFL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also forgot the way out of context ROTFLMAO

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

ROTFLMFAOAPMPATST.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF? - rarely used exclamation when I honestly cannot believe my eyes, whether I am seeing something amazing or reading something colossally stupid."

this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as a lack of intelligence."

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think it means that someone doesn't agree with the actions or words of someone else

IMHO

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think it means that someone doesn't agree with the actions or words of someone else

IMHO

Is the H in IMHO honest or humble?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Also forgot the way out of context ROTFLMAO"

Oooooooo

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

This

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think it means that someone doesn't agree with the actions or words of someone else

IMHO

Is the H in IMHO honest or humble?"

Ok who needs a smartarse lol.....

(laughing out loud/lots of love)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think it means that someone doesn't agree with the actions or words of someone else

IMHO

Is the H in IMHO honest or humble?

Ok who needs a smartarse lol.....

(laughing out loud/lots of love)

I thought my arse, smart or otherwise, was one of those admired features.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put those eyeballs back in ... someone'll put you on the X factor !"

Yeah like that's talent?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think it means that someone doesn't agree with the actions or words of someone else

IMHO

Is the H in IMHO honest or humble?

Ok who needs a smartarse lol.....

(laughing out loud/lots of love)

I thought my arse, smart or otherwise, was one of those admired features."

Aye, can't fault you there lass

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"I saw this elsewhere but it made me laugh so I am sharing it:

As a rule of thumb, "WTF?" can be translated as "I am an idiot and I am basing my outrage on this incomplete and sensationalist news story".

How do you view WTF? and other online exclamations?

In my view as a linguist, they are a unstoppable evolution of language and communication!

I recently bought them as stickers from a shop in Oxford and I understand them all....apart from one...FML ?? Grateful for any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I met a young local politician (not local to me and not in a Fab way) last night who ends all sorts of statements with "Boom!"

I need to learn modern English. "

man be dropping bombs when he speaks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I met a young local politician (not local to me and not in a Fab way) last night who ends all sorts of statements with "Boom!"

I need to learn modern English.

man be dropping bombs when he speaks

did he also do the fist explosion to accompany the boom ?

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I saw this elsewhere but it made me laugh so I am sharing it:

As a rule of thumb, "WTF?" can be translated as "I am an idiot and I am basing my outrage on this incomplete and sensationalist news story".

How do you view WTF? and other online exclamations?

In my view as a linguist, they are a unstoppable evolution of language and communication!

I recently bought them as stickers from a shop in Oxford and I understand them all....apart from one...FML ?? Grateful for any help

It means "fuck my life". Generally uttered by stroppy teenagers when they have a minor disappointment.

I reserve wtf?! for watching episodes of Dynamo: Magician Impossible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't use wtf or pmsl or anything like that, I don't like them and I just don't speak in that way. I don't use lots of exclamation marks or use the terms 'end of' or fact either.

As for smilies I never use those to put points across either. I only ever use two smilies and they are

. I only use these as a way to end a post. Just leaving a post with a full stop doesn't look as nice. I put my point across with clear, concise wording. I have no need or desire to use anything else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I akin it to a dog cocking its head to the side thinking....WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrestle To Floor???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wrestle To Floor???"

Wet Tasty Fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe 'Want To F*ck'????

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i said wtf the other day on a crazy i need a shag thread . the poster had no idea .. insulting to the women on here

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I saw this elsewhere but it made me laugh so I am sharing it:

As a rule of thumb, "WTF?" can be translated as "I am an idiot and I am basing my outrage on this incomplete and sensationalist news story".

How do you view WTF? and other online exclamations?

In my view as a linguist, they are a unstoppable evolution of language and communication!

I recently bought them as stickers from a shop in Oxford and I understand them all....apart from one...FML ?? Grateful for any help

It means "fuck my life". Generally uttered by stroppy teenagers when they have a minor disappointment.

I reserve wtf?! for watching episodes of Dynamo: Magician Impossible

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF ?

DILLIGAF !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a friend that frequently puts 'FML' as her status on facebook. She's one of the main reasons I don't bother going on there anymore.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I met a young local politician (not local to me and not in a Fab way) last night who ends all sorts of statements with "Boom!"

I need to learn modern English.

man be dropping bombs when he speaks

did he also do the fist explosion to accompany the boom ?"

Sometimes. He's white and a bit posh too. All very odd.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I saw this elsewhere but it made me laugh so I am sharing it:

As a rule of thumb, "WTF?" can be translated as "I am an idiot and I am basing my outrage on this incomplete and sensationalist news story".

How do you view WTF? and other online exclamations?

In my view as a linguist, they are a unstoppable evolution of language and communication!

I recently bought them as stickers from a shop in Oxford and I understand them all....apart from one...FML ?? Grateful for any help

What's FTW - I keep seeing it on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I liked that episode of "Modern Family" where the hipster Dad was trying to show how "cool" he was with the kids and explained the terms, concluding "WTF - Why the Face?"

I find WTF useful on mediums like Twitter where characters are limited. Also useful on profiles like Grindr where you're limited to 20 characters for a profile tag line and the idiots have just rejected my profile picture that's the same as the one here. My "tag line" now reads "Photo rejected. WTF?!"

Sometimes it's good to vent with a WTF.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True story via text message

Son - mum I came 2nd in maths

Mum - wtf!

Son - mum?

Mum - yes?

Son - do you know what 'wtf' means?

Mum - Well That's Fantastic

Son - yes, mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wtf!! I don't even

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