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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry. |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
So what you thinking about dealing in when you become a PAWN star?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What will you give me for one set of eyes only partly used, low mileage and seen a fair bit.  "
Now, the problem with them their eyes is that I won't be able to sell them on if you don't reclaim them. How about a short grope of a short woman? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
So what you thinking about dealing in when you become a PAWN star? "
Nothing too smutty, but if it has some sexual appeal I may be tempted to consider the item. |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
I love chess! 
Oops. Sorry...what?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
I love chess!
Oops. Sorry...what? "
I suppose I could end up with a whole lot of tiny chess pieces. Maybe only the larger sets... |
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"What will you give me for one set of eyes only partly used, low mileage and seen a fair bit.
Now, the problem with them their eyes is that I won't be able to sell them on if you don't reclaim them. How about a short grope of a short woman?"
Seems a fair price  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn"
It has cheered me up no end that there are people on here that would think a short, fat old black woman thinks she can break into the porn industry. I am laughing out loud rather raucously.
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
Love it!!!
Can I be your glamorous assistant?  |
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums."
I think the
"What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth."
Explains the point of the post quite well |
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
It has cheered me up no end that there are people on here that would think a short, fat old black woman thinks she can break into the porn industry. I am laughing out loud rather raucously.
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At least you're not trying to break into a prawn |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
Well done lickety, you managed to reel one or two in. Must admit I thought you would have got a few more.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
It has cheered me up no end that there are people on here that would think a short, fat old black woman thinks she can break into the porn industry. I am laughing out loud rather raucously.
At least you're not trying to break into a prawn "
hahahah bet ya!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she mispelled OK..get over it, she meant prawn star
I'm already a prawn star, just ask anyone who has seen me eating prawns. "
yeahh live ones and that wasnt very pretty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums."
Porn - Adult Sexual Imagery and writings
Pawn - To borrow money against an object or title
Pawn (2) - A Chess Piece
Prawn - Delicious with smoked Salmon and Rocket.
The OP was attempting to use the similarity in the pronunciation of 'Porn' and 'Pawn' to illicit a humorous post, most likely based upon a thread a few days ago in which someone wanted to break into the 'Porn' industry.
The idiomatic use of 'Pawn' instead of 'Porn' has been used to effect in T-shirts, such as the 'Hardocre Pawn' graphic which shown the 'Pawn' Chess piece toting a gun, ammo belt and smoking a blunt.
So, from the OPs original posting, such humorous responses could be:-
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry I hope you're good at polishing a Knights Bishop and taking the Queen'
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry you need 3 balls'
Thank You.
This post was brought to by the Department for "Sucking all of the Fun out of a Joke Thread by having to explain it in enormous detail."
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a signed Patrick (Lord) Lichfield original. It's a picture of a tree on a very foggy morning. What offer are you going to give me? "
How long do you want to pawn it for? What sort of ball park are you looking at?
If it's not going to be clogging up the space for a long time you can get a naked feel, maybe some frottage. If it's going to be hanging around for a while or you think you might not be picking it up my best offer would be a grope down a dark alley. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
Well done lickety, you managed to reel one or two in. Must admit I thought you would have got a few more.
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You haven't seen the ones in my inbox. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums.
Porn - Adult Sexual Imagery and writings
Pawn - To borrow money against an object or title
Pawn (2) - A Chess Piece
Prawn - Delicious with smoked Salmon and Rocket.
The OP was attempting to use the similarity in the pronunciation of 'Porn' and 'Pawn' to illicit a humorous post, most likely based upon a thread a few days ago in which someone wanted to break into the 'Porn' industry.
The idiomatic use of 'Pawn' instead of 'Porn' has been used to effect in T-shirts, such as the 'Hardocre Pawn' graphic which shown the 'Pawn' Chess piece toting a gun, ammo belt and smoking a blunt.
So, from the OPs original posting, such humorous responses could be:-
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry I hope you're good at polishing a Knights Bishop and taking the Queen'
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry you need 3 balls'
Thank You.
This post was brought to by the Department for "Sucking all of the Fun out of a Joke Thread by having to explain it in enormous detail."
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I was so waiting for a knocking the Bishop over reply. I guess it's dead now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"she mispelled OK..get over it, she meant prawn star
I'm already a prawn star, just ask anyone who has seen me eating prawns. "
There's something fishy going on here!
Oh how corny was that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to sell my little fish tank, with added dead fish
I can give you something for the tank, nothing for the dead fish though. That's just not tasteful. Deal?"
ok I'll raise u two nipples, dammit i thought I was playing porker |
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"I have a signed Patrick (Lord) Lichfield original. It's a picture of a tree on a very foggy morning. What offer are you going to give me?
How long do you want to pawn it for? What sort of ball park are you looking at?
If it's not going to be clogging up the space for a long time you can get a naked feel, maybe some frottage. If it's going to be hanging around for a while or you think you might not be picking it up my best offer would be a grope down a dark alley."
I'm looking at a ball park with plenty of trees to hide behind 
I wouldn't want to burden you for too long so frottage sounds good - after a quick trip to Google lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have a signed Patrick (Lord) Lichfield original. It's a picture of a tree on a very foggy morning. What offer are you going to give me?
How long do you want to pawn it for? What sort of ball park are you looking at?
If it's not going to be clogging up the space for a long time you can get a naked feel, maybe some frottage. If it's going to be hanging around for a while or you think you might not be picking it up my best offer would be a grope down a dark alley.
I'm looking at a ball park with plenty of trees to hide behind
I wouldn't want to burden you for too long so frottage sounds good - after a quick trip to Google lol "
Most think my frotting is worth a fair bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums."
Prawns! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can't believe we haven't had any cocktail/ tale jokes yet."
I do my best to lighten up the atmosphere on here after the complaints that it's all been too serious on the forum and you think they would rise to the occasion. I feel like I've got all gussied up for a meet and he had a PE issue. |
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I started reading this thread and lost my mind quickly.
I assume the Op is wanting to get into porn where a prawn, pawns a chess pawn with a pawn broker who brokers porn films for prawn fisherman ?
or did I miss the point ? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I started reading this thread and lost my mind quickly.
I assume the Op is wanting to get into porn where a prawn, pawns a chess pawn with a pawn broker who brokers porn films for prawn fisherman ?
or did I miss the point ? "
More or less, I had considered the prawns when I posted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
Do you mean being good at working in a pawn shop? |
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"I started reading this thread and lost my mind quickly.
I assume the Op is wanting to get into porn where a prawn, pawns a chess pawn with a pawn broker who brokers porn films for prawn fisherman ?
or did I miss the point ?
More or less, I had considered the prawns when I posted."
I've got some pawn balls,or are they prawn balls? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How about a mankini ?
Clean, green and only worn twice - or was it three times?   "
That might fall outside of the realms of tasteful Last time I saw that item of, erm, clothing it appeared to be rather wedged into a crack.
On the other hand it has minor celebrity status in it's own right.
I'll offer you a certain wet t-shirt complete with filling for half an hour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums."
Pot calling kettle? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I started reading this thread and lost my mind quickly.
I assume the Op is wanting to get into porn where a prawn, pawns a chess pawn with a pawn broker who brokers porn films for prawn fisherman ?
or did I miss the point ?
More or less, I had considered the prawns when I posted.
I've got some pawn balls,or are they prawn balls?"
They've both got balls. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"What could I get for my bag?
Which one?
My formal one
I'd offer you some of my kebab but it's not Friday. Two photos and some heavy breathing?"
I will consider it if you guarantee the photos aren't of old man Steptoe |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums.
Pot calling kettle?"
You calling me black? Are you? Ok, I am. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What could I get for my bag?
Which one?
My formal one
I'd offer you some of my kebab but it's not Friday. Two photos and some heavy breathing?
I will consider it if you guarantee the photos aren't of old man Steptoe"
They won't contain any males at all - well not so that you'd recognise them as male. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about a mankini ?
Clean, green and only worn twice - or was it three times?
That might fall outside of the realms of tasteful Last time I saw that item of, erm, clothing it appeared to be rather wedged into a crack.
On the other hand it has minor celebrity status in it's own right.
I'll offer you a certain wet t-shirt complete with filling for half an hour."
I'm not sure!
Last time I saw said t-shirt it appeared to have been attacked by moths with nipple fixations!
Can I think about it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
I can spell porn. No offence taken. I hope you won't be offended if I suggest you get a sense of humour."
Haha, thank you for making me laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
Re read. She's not trying
To get into porn
I don't see it, sorry, perhaps I'm just used to the really quite low levels around the forums.
Hahaha....
Porn - Adult Sexual Imagery and writings
Pawn - To borrow money against an object or title
Pawn (2) - A Chess Piece
Prawn - Delicious with smoked Salmon and Rocket.
The OP was attempting to use the similarity in the pronunciation of 'Porn' and 'Pawn' to illicit a humorous post, most likely based upon a thread a few days ago in which someone wanted to break into the 'Porn' industry.
The idiomatic use of 'Pawn' instead of 'Porn' has been used to effect in T-shirts, such as the 'Hardocre Pawn' graphic which shown the 'Pawn' Chess piece toting a gun, ammo belt and smoking a blunt.
So, from the OPs original posting, such humorous responses could be:-
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry I hope you're good at polishing a Knights Bishop and taking the Queen'
'If you want to get into the Pawn industry you need 3 balls'
Thank You.
This post was brought to by the Department for "Sucking all of the Fun out of a Joke Thread by having to explain it in enormous detail."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
got to learn to spell it right first unless you are going to deal in second hand goods |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
got to learn to spell it right first unless you are going to deal in second hand goods"
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
got to learn to spell it right first unless you are going to deal in second hand goods"
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By (user no longer on site)
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The idiomatic use of 'Pawn' instead of 'Porn'
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WHATTTT?
Idiomatic?
er...Idiosyncratic is the word your looking for Prof!
You ain't that F'ng smart professor ya hear me?!!!
**runs away fast**** |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has cheered me up no end that there are people on here that would think a short, fat old black woman thinks she can break into the porn industry. I am laughing out loud rather raucously.
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Oi less of the old, I got 6 years on you as of last week... actually I will trade 6 years (they won't have been my best ones) what would you give me for them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It has cheered me up no end that there are people on here that would think a short, fat old black woman thinks she can break into the porn industry. I am laughing out loud rather raucously.
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There's a genre for EVERYTHING.....
ted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must 
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer 
Does it come with provenance..???? "
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Thanks Lickety, that's given me a right good giggle...saw the title, was all ready to take the piss out of you for a title typo, read (and understood) your first post then my grin just got bigger and bigger...
What will I get for an escapologist cat who has learnt to unlock the cat flap and has taken to invading the neighbours house at night and laying on the felinephobic pre-teen girl's bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer
Does it come with provenance..????
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling "
So, you mean it's just generic fluff..??
Hmmmm.... about 18p a tuft I reckon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer
Does it come with provenance..????
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling
So, you mean it's just generic fluff..??
Hmmmm.... about 18p a tuft I reckon... "
If you will allow me to furtle further , I'm sure you can then bump it up to 20p. |
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer
Does it come with provenance..????
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling
So, you mean it's just generic fluff..??
Hmmmm.... about 18p a tuft I reckon...
If you will allow me to furtle further , I'm sure you can then bump it up to 20p. "
Really needs something that'll tie it in with the former owner... bit of DNA for example..... ? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer
Does it come with provenance..????
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling
So, you mean it's just generic fluff..??
Hmmmm.... about 18p a tuft I reckon...
If you will allow me to furtle further , I'm sure you can then bump it up to 20p.
Really needs something that'll tie it in with the former owner... bit of DNA for example..... ?"
Check the bin for tissues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hiya
Gust thought I'd say is a cut throte business and sensual stuff is not what they are looking for some will try and ecploite you just be very carfull
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"Hiya
Gust thought I'd say is a cut throte business and sensual stuff is not what they are looking for some will try and ecploite you just be very carfull
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Blimey, how hardcore is it in cash converters nowadays then?? I would never of described Reg behind the counter as sensual but can't imagine he's got a kinky side tbh, maybe he's wearing women's knickers under his uniform |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok I have a 6"4 broad shouldered quiet male, makes a lovely cup of tea and even puts the toilet seat back down when he has finished his tinkles!!
how much will I get for him? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Hiya
Gust thought I'd say is a cut throte business and sensual stuff is not what they are looking for some will try and ecploite you just be very carfull
Blimey, how hardcore is it in cash converters nowadays then?? I would never of described Reg behind the counter as sensual but can't imagine he's got a kinky side tbh, maybe he's wearing women's knickers under his uniform "
Pmsl! 
I tried to take some 'sensual stuff ' into cash converters once - they took the piss!!
£6 for some 'art movies' and the ex's old rabbit!
Told them where they could shove it - and they bumped the offer up to a tenner!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pmsl!
I tried to take some 'sensual stuff ' into cash converters once - they took the piss!!
£6 for some 'art movies' and the ex's old rabbit!
Told them where they could shove it - and they bumped the offer up to a tenner!
A"
Stop putting "A" after your post Obi.
We can tell your posts a mile off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only praises for those who work in the pawn industry, as they helped me when I needed help desperately, never a rude word, and never judgemental, and always helpful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am at a rather low ebb so needs must
I have a stolen piece of Funky pocket fluff, what can you offer
Does it come with provenance..????
Unfortunately I was unable to steal the certificate of authenticity, as said FM disturbed my furtling
So, you mean it's just generic fluff..??
Hmmmm.... about 18p a tuft I reckon...
If you will allow me to furtle further , I'm sure you can then bump it up to 20p.
Really needs something that'll tie it in with the former owner... bit of DNA for example..... ?"
Would speckles of glitter help |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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I've been told there is a niche for me in the porn industry. It wasn't the career I was aiming for but I'm willing to explore all options. How about me wearing clogs, on my bed naked reading a book? Is that too much of a niche?
I'd best stick with the pawn business. I will review the goods submitted in my absence and get back to you. |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
So what you thinking about dealing in when you
become a PAWN star? "
what you going to dress as a giant chess piece?? Partial. |
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"You can't even spell Porn?
No offence, but wtf?
I can spell porn. No offence taken. I hope you won't be offended if I suggest you get a sense of humour."
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
got to learn to spell it right first unless you are going to deal in second hand goods"
Secondhand porn or pawned items? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've got a cracking pair of wally dugs if you fancy giving them the once over. "
I have no idea what "wally dugs" are. I'll have to get a specialist and translator in to value the item before making an offer. |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry."
Only just catching up so apologies for not reading all 105 posts...so now let me make an absolute fool out of myself and say...
I would like to pawn my very precious and expensive collection of miniature perfume bottles!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hiya
Gust thought I'd say is a cut throte business and sensual stuff is not what they are looking for some will try and ecploite you just be very carfull
Blimey, how hardcore is it in cash converters nowadays then?? I would never of described Reg behind the counter as sensual but can't imagine he's got a kinky side tbh, maybe he's wearing women's knickers under his uniform "
I can confirm he has fishnets and French cami knickers. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
Only just catching up so apologies for not reading all 105 posts...so now let me make an absolute fool out of myself and say...
I would like to pawn my very precious and expensive collection of miniature perfume bottles!! "
Why would that be making a fool of yourself? You've understood the concept when some of the English speakers missed the point.
Right, now I have dealt with the entente cordiale lets haggle.
Your miniature bottles may be precious to you but is there a market for them if you don't come back and reclaim them? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"And my second hand collection of french porn magazine (vintage) vHS porn movies (all Emmanuelle) plus dvds from the 70s...kinks galore xxx"
Now you're talking. Real French porn, that the little boys were desperate to get hold of... I'm willing to offer top dollar for that. How about a re-enactment of your favourite scene from any of the films with me? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you break into pawn,get us the three hanging balls,and three flying ducks,we'll take then off your hands,no questions asked,
know what a mean Guv,
wink wink,nudge nudge,nuff said.
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The golden balls are mine. Hands off. You can have the ducks to go with your muriel. |
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"And my second hand collection of french porn magazine (vintage) vHS porn movies (all Emmanuelle) plus dvds from the 70s...kinks galore xxx
Now you're talking. Real French porn, that the little boys were desperate to get hold of... I'm willing to offer top dollar for that. How about a re-enactment of your favourite scene from any of the films with me?"
I can definitely think of a few scenes you'd like from my collection! |
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"Since joining Fab I have been thinking about becoming a pawn star. I think I'd be really good at it.
What would you like to pawn and I'll consider what it's worth.
I only want to work in the tasteful, quality pawn industry.
Only just catching up so apologies for not reading all 105 posts...so now let me make an absolute fool out of myself and say...
I would like to pawn my very precious and expensive collection of miniature perfume bottles!!
Why would that be making a fool of yourself? You've understood the concept when some of the English speakers missed the point.
Right, now I have dealt with the entente cordiale lets haggle.
Your miniature bottles may be precious to you but is there a market for them if you don't come back and reclaim them? "
Like you said my lovely, they fetch top dollar for the nectar they hold xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The rules say that if pawns progress up to a certain point, they become Queens. That tends to annoy those holding (bashing) their bishops all Knight. You'd better check, mate, or you could get board |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The rules say that if pawns progress up to a certain point, they become Queens. That tends to annoy those holding (bashing) their bishops all Knight. You'd better check, mate, or you could get board"
I didn't know that about the pawns. I'll have to be careful about them queening then. |
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