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if life was a porno

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

if life was a porno, i would be getting fucked right now..fact! instead im tucking into a veg pasty, flicking through the tv channels

lol

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

If life was a porno, I'd be training to be a repair man

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By *hybutsweetCouple over a year ago

sweetness

if life was a porno I would be sucking cock and getting covered in cum mmmmmmmmmm

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By *imjohnCouple over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

If life was a porno i would still be doing the same thing lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if life was a porno, i would be getting fucked right now..fact! instead im tucking into a veg pasty, flicking through the tv channels

lol"

Life fucks me over nearly every day

by jingo!!! does that make me a porn star?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If life was a porno i would still be doing the same thing lol!"
just watched one of your videos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If life was a porno I would have to wear socks

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

If life was a porno it would be confessions of a plumber all over again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If life was a porno this bus would break down and the hot Asian lady in front of me would say "hi, what are we going to do while we wait for the next bus" bow chicka bow wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this was a porno I'd still be stuck at work

I'm the original bad luck brian

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

If this was a porno I'd be the fluffer

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