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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I've spotted a gap in the market, and I'm thinking of pitching my plan to the Dragons, (if its not been shelved) then obviously become a multi millionaire.
Anyone else got any ideas?
(Just a bit of a laugh, I bloody need one!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It has come to my attention from chatting to certain people one hear, and some threads, that there are many gentlemen, willing to part with considerable sums of money, in exchange for used (unwashed) knickers, thongs, etc.
So my idea is to produce, "scratch & sniff" porn.
Could maybe even just sell the idea to one of the tabloids, to produce a "Scratch & sniff" page 3.
I must point out, I have no interest in smelling underware! (Just making wads of cash!)
Doh! Can't believe I've just given my idea away, better act quick, before someone steels it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too late there is a site that auctions used underwear and body fluids. and stained as you watch pants, via Skype."
Ah, but not actual scratch and sniff porn?!
Still think my idea has legs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My idea for dragons den is to go on with a way to make £250,000 in as little as 5 minutes,
1 get all the dragons to stand around a small table and stick their fingers to the table.
2 take out the small bottle of anti stick solution and place it in the middle of the table.
3 while they are stuck help myself to the piles of cash on the little side tables
Simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both good ideas, like tor style, but the paint on my ocean going yacht costs more than the combined £1250000.
Need some more ideas!"
An eye patch, a false leg and a smooth talking parrot?
Oh, and Johnny Depp may cum in handy too. |
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I'm fed up of beer mats that stick to the bottom of your pint when you pick it up and then fall on the floor when you're taking a drink. So I'm inventing beer mats with a sticky patch on the bottom so that they stay on the table |
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