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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I started work today at 12:00pm. It is now 12:25am. From the looks of things, I won't finish work till at least 6am 
I'm tired, cranky and snapping at people (which isn't good as I'm training and helping people on the new factory management system I've installed)
I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke or a funny story to keep me going please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what time do u get off?
oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me
Is it bad that i laughed?   "
Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what time do u get off?
oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me
Is it bad that i laughed?
Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired "
I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what time do u get off?
oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me
Is it bad that i laughed?
Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired
I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse. "
the OP says: I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke
I asked what time did he get off at..
pretty bloody clear to me...or am I moving at supersonic speed here????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx
haha im bored to can I have one "
Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx
haha im bored to can I have one
Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off"
ha ha. I get one because i'm special |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't think of any atm so ill send you a pic of my pussy. Hope that will cheer you up. xxx
haha im bored to can I have one
Cuz you asked so nicely.... no bugger off"
hehe Nothing ventured nothing gained |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what time do u get off?
oops..think Ive just asked for a penis in me
Is it bad that i laughed?
Is it bad that I didn't get it? Think I'm a little tired
I didn't get it either and I've got no excuse.
the OP says: I don't ask much (I may ask some people to let me put my penis in them...BUT THATS IT!) But can you tell me a joke
I asked what time did he get off at..
pretty bloody clear to me...or am I moving at supersonic speed here???? "
I'll read it again tomorrow afternoon when I wake up and let you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I started a new job recently and I was telling my new coworkers that most people mistake me for Mexican but I was actually biracial. one girl said "really? I just thought you were a white girl with a really nice fake and bake." i had to give her the side eye 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I started a new job recently and I was telling my new coworkers that most people mistake me for Mexican but I was actually biracial. one girl said "really? I just thought you were a white girl with a really nice fake and bake." i had to give her the side eye
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haha, thats pretty funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now tell me a story "
There once was a man from Duckit
He had a big cock he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping spunk of his chin
If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now tell me a story
There once was a man from Duckit
He had a big cock he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping spunk of his chin
If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it
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True story lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well its now 06:13am I'm in the 18th hour of my shift and I am still at work.
I've been awake for 24 hours and I don't like it. I officially need sleep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I got in to my hotel room at 8am, and ive now had a sleep, not much, but its enough.
I would just like to say thanks to the lovely ladies for sending me pictures to get me through the night. Much appreciated 
But, Ive got to do it all again tonight but hopefully i'll only be working about 12 hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One for tonight. Two pieces of black tarmac are chatting away when an orange piece starts walked towards them, 'careful' one says to the other
'he's a cyclepath' |
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"One for tonight. Two pieces of black tarmac are chatting away when an orange piece starts walked towards them, 'careful' one says to the other
'he's a cyclepath'"
Jesus, that one is older then I am ha ha |
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