When you drive into the SEAT main dealer with a problem with your new car that is irritating the hell out of, you storm into the showroom and make for the service desk.....only to remember at the last second, as you are about to tear the service manager a new arse, that you recently traded your SEAT in for an Audi...and you have the wrong main dealer.
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"When you drive into the SEAT main dealer with a problem with your new car that is irritating the hell out of, you storm into the showroom and make for the service desk.....only to remember at the last second, as you are about to tear the service manager a new arse, that you recently traded your SEAT in for an Audi...and you have the wrong main dealer.
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I'm sorry, but hahahahahahaha!!! That is brilliant! |
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When you go to pay for something with your card, only to find out that you left it behind the bar the night before, and you are a little nervous to go back to the pub because you have NO IDEA how big the bill will be.... |
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"Phoning up orange for them to see what's wrong with your phone, 20 minutes later their still looking for your account when you realise your with orange
That makes no sense whatsoever...  "
it does if I had put vodophone instead of orange at the end lol. Its late |
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coming out the supermarket, finding your car has been stolen, demanding they call the police, accuse the staff that they don't care, before realising you have gone out a different door |
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"Getting ready to go out the house. Nicely fitted jeans and top on...only to realise you've come out wearing white socks with black shoes lol
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em don't get this one?  |
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Gettin yourself all dressed and nails and makeup on and either walk out door and be halfway down road and Realise you're in slippers or be out for the night and realise you've only done one hand of nails   |
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"When you go to pay for something with your card, only to find out that you left it behind the bar the night before, and you are a little nervous to go back to the pub because you have NO IDEA how big the bill will be...."
How much was it  |
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just had one of those moments..
went out to hang my washing on the line, returned to find that thanks to ebays 'suggested items' im now watching a rabbit hutch, 2 squeeky dog toys and a princess bed canopy...
thank god it wasnt the 'buy it now' buttons she clicked |
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Argue blind that someone is in your seat on a train... Only to realise that the person in office who booked your tickets has booked the wrong date.... 
Ordering a coffee a nd cake in a place where its cash only and you haven't been to cashpoint.
Or retouch makeup in nightclub toilets, strut back to seat to find you have your dress tucked into your pants.... |
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