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Looking back... aaawkwarrrd :/
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this weekend these nuns I know were having an after-event barbecue and i was invited. One of them holds group therapy sessions for transgender (fem-to-male) and one of them was there.
They introduced me to this guy (I honestly just saw a small flat chested older lady wearing tshirt and jeans, no offence, please), and just as he/she was about to shake my hand, I just threw out a friendly hug like I tend to with women.
I got some awkward looks after that...
Anyone else have those slightly awkward instances or are left thinking 'I looked like a total nob!' ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good.  "
Once in a blue moon, it's like I was born to make a twat of myself. But hey it was meant in good spirits... not my fault he looked like my mum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good.
Once in a blue moon, it's like I was born to make a twat of myself. But hey it was meant in good spirits... not my fault he looked like my mum "
Bless ya. You were just missing your dear old mum.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No me neither but if it helps I've seen other people make a complete twat of themselves and it always makes me feel good.
Once in a blue moon, it's like I was born to make a twat of myself. But hey it was meant in good spirits... not my fault he looked like my mum
Bless ya. You were just missing your dear old mum. "
Well... no she was only a few deck chairs down LOL |
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I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man."
I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man."
Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right?  |
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man.
Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right? "
It happened over twenty years ago and still has the power to make me cringe but you're right it did teach me restraint.....a bit lol. |
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"I still wake up sweating in the night over things I've done in the past like marching in to an office full of men and having a loud and long go at one of them for swearing at a young woman in my care.......only to realise as my righteous rant came to an end that it was the wrong office and the wrong man.
I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart. "
well no one laughed but no one ever mentioned it afterwards either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't worry about it. It properly turned them all on. You know what men are like. Mummy's boys at heart.
I have no idea what you mean hahaha  "
Oh really?! I'm sure I could show you. In graphic detail with the aid of my crop. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ohhh hell no, I hope you get over that soon. But you have to be honest, it felt good and yet it went on to teach restraint, right?
It happened over twenty years ago and still has the power to make me cringe but you're right it did teach me restraint.....a bit lol."
Saying that, I have a temper when my depression kicks in and that doesnt make me cringe. I just ride it out and let people know that being a dick isnt the best way to avoid it.
The silliest things make me cringe. Like one meeting I was at, someone walked around with a tray of biscuits...
I was going to get that sugary ripoff Jammy Dodger no matter what. I made the guy stand there for what felt like minutes while my fingers couldnt get into the plastic tray. I eventually gave up and went for a custard cream.
No jokes, no laughter, just deadly silence as the whole room watched me fail at picking up a goddamn biscuit!!!
(And nobody mentioned it ever again) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus .
I'm red and sweating now "
Hahaha that's perfect lol the dirty feckers, you were clearly just too innocent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I make a twat of myself all the time. People no doubt think I am a twat. I'm not bothered. "
Thats the way to be, fuck em. Only a moron hates being called a moron. Thats JD Salinger, famous writer. True story! |
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus .
I'm red and sweating now
Hahaha that's perfect lol the dirty feckers, you were clearly just too innocent!"
I was about 38 with two children at the time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"or there was the time at the archaeology lecture given by a very famous archaeologist when the only person who thought that the cave drawing was a man holding a stick was me.....it was of course a guy with an enormous erect phallus .
I'm red and sweating now
Hahaha that's perfect lol the dirty feckers, you were clearly just too innocent!
I was about 38 with two children at the time "
Errrmm... hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was out in the pub one night after a few drinks I saw a woman I recognised, so ran over and have her a hug. Then realised it was callums teacher"
Yeah, careful hugging those teachers, for educated folk they get a lot of wrong impressions lol |
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