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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other about the Afterlife, their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life the Husband was the first to go and true to his promise he made contact.
Mary Mary
is that you Fred
Yes I've come back like we agreed
What's it like ?
Well I get up in the morning and have sex then have Breakfast and off to the Golf course and have Sex and bathe in the Sun, then 2 more romps around the Golf course and then an Afternoon of sex, back home for more sex and Supper then more sex then sleep, the next day is exactly the same !
Oh Fred you must surely be in Heaven ?
No not at all I'm a Rabbit in Suffolk !  |
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If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.   |
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"If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.
I'm coming back as a Single Lady "
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"If there is an afterlife and we can choose what we come back as, I'm coming back as a gynaecologist next time round!! Man, I missed my calling on that one.
I'm coming back as a Single Lady
hope u change ur shirt first "
It's a Blouse  |
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