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We're all adults here - Alternative!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As requested we now have a male version of the thread - so here we go!
Penis
Baby maker
Big Dick and the twins
Anaconda
100% all-beef thermometer
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Cack
Chap
Hot Dog
Chopper
Dangler
Steamin' semen roadway
Ding-a-ling
Cock Rocket
Dingis
Disco Stick
Two colonels and the general
Hog
Jimmy
Purple-headed soldier
John Thomas
Love Shaft
Master of ceremonies
Pork sword
Meat Lolly
Mr. Winky
One eyed snake
Pink tractor beam
Schlong
Tent pole
Tonsil tickler
Anal impaler
Bobby dangler
Main vein
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wang
Sausage
Willy
Cock"
My first job using a word processor was using a Wang.
At the moment, every time I hear another announcement about Tony Wang I keep smirking and wondering if he gets post for Twang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't come come back. |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't come come back. "
Haven't heard that one in ages
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't come come back. "
Pythonesque. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As requested we now have a male version of the thread - so here we go!
Penis
Baby maker
Big Dick and the twins
Anaconda
100% all-beef thermometer
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Cack
Chap
Hot Dog
Chopper
Dangler
Steamin' semen roadway
Ding-a-ling
Cock Rocket
Dingis
Disco Stick
Two colonels and the general
Hog
Jimmy
Purple-headed soldier
John Thomas
Love Shaft
Master of ceremonies
Pork sword
Meat Lolly
Mr. Winky
One eyed snake
Pink tractor beam
Schlong
Tent pole
Tonsil tickler
Anal impaler
Bobby dangler
Main vein
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you forgot todger and tallywhacker |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't come come back. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't come come back.
Pythonesque."
Meaning or Life...
Always worth another viewing.... |
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