I think I'm going to set up a rival site. it will have the following....
It'll be free and have no ads. Server space and maintenance is free right?
A ratio of a lot of women to 1 man.
A free taxi service, to make sure your meets turn up.
Anything else? |
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over a year ago
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If we have unicorns can we have rainbows too?
I think it should also have a rule that any man joining is guaranteed a meet within 12 hours & women can't be fussy |
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"If we have unicorns can we have rainbows too?
I think it should also have a rule that any man joining is guaranteed a meet within 12 hours & women can't be fussy"
Forgot about that one, that'll be an important feature |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Never mind those pesky unicorns and rainbows tsk,, they re easy,,,  lets seek the holy grail,,  
a multitude of ff couples so that the elusive ffm 3some is a realistic aspiration for all men,, ta,,, |
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Oh - don't forget the compulsory pics!!
Full body, face, genetalia and boobs (next to a tape measure for cocks and boobs - we'll have to think of something else as a 'foof depth' guage!)
Oh - and a shot of the username on a bit of paper, certified by their bank manage, solicitor, GP or other 'proffeshunal' - or a note from their mum and dad saying they're allowed out to play!   |
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"Get back to the job hunting...... 
He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?
lol yeah and im Richard branson "
Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard?  |
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"Oh - don't forget the compulsory pics!!
Full body, face, genetalia and boobs (next to a tape measure for cocks)"
Could sell official site tape measures that start at 6 inch and go up in multiples of 2 |
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"...can you put a complimentary chicken with every meet? Im always hungry lol
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How about all women have to provide a slap up home cooked three course meal to the standard of nigella and give you a blow
Job whilst you are eating it?
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"Get back to the job hunting......
He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?
lol yeah and im Richard branson
Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard? "
fuck me you don't want much do you... |
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"Get back to the job hunting......
He's setting up his own business and doing market research surely?
lol yeah and im Richard branson
Can I have free 1st class flights to Australia please Richard?
fuck me you don't want much do you... "
Okay I'll settle for business class |
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"...can you put a complimentary chicken with every meet? Im always hungry lol
How about all women have to provide a slap up home cooked three course meal to the standard of nigella and give you a blow
Job whilst you are eating it?
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...that wont work. I like to focus on my food lol |
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over a year ago
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When posting photos the server automatically alters the image to look 10 Years younger than original......saving time searching for old pictures
Autocam....redacts any wobbly bits from the webcam, wobbly bits are for real meets only |
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"All women to be in stockings and basques with a pencil skirt, heels and sheer blouse as standard ready to meet wear."
And given that there are many more men than women on the site, all women should wear the above 24 hours a day, in case we are lucky enough to be selected. We must drop whatever we're doing and hurry to satisfy that elusive creature, the single male  |
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Oh - and a shot of the username on a bit of paper, certified by their bank manage, solicitor, GP or other 'proffeshunal' - or a note from their mum and dad saying they're allowed out to play! "
You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum. |
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You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum."
IT'S NOT FAIR! There are so few men on this site, and so many of them only want to play with each other.
What about us polite and respectful single girls? And don't tar us all with the same brush! |
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"Waste of time and energy, this site and its brother site are brilliant, it does what it says on the can "
Yes they are fab... but people want more, as you can tell from the above. So lets give it them I say |
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You can not be a bi male unless you provide photographic proof of a cock in your mouth/bum.
IT'S NOT FAIR! There are so few men on this site, and so many of them only want to play with each other.
What about us polite and respectful single girls? And don't tar us all with the same brush! "
I sorry, but that woman that messaged me once a few years ago spoiled it for you all.
All you single women are interested in is sex, sex, sex. We're not pieces of meat you know |
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"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads "
God no!!!!
I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode! |
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"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads
God no!!!!
I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode! "
your normal look then |
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"The site will also pay us each £5 pet month to continue using it. All cams in chat will be HD quality and work on iPads
God no!!!!
I've seen things that if in HD would make my eyes pop and my head explode! "
Yes but it would make the girls make an effort with full make up, clean hair & lingerie.... |
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"I thought you were supposed to be job hunting not daydreaming! "
Funny thing, thats how Fab started. Out of work guy dreamed up the idea of Fabswingers but instead of just dreaming about it he actually set it all up. |
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All messages must be one line maximum and consist of Fancy a fuck, failure to reply to this with a simple yes within 30 seconds will result in an immediate ban |
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There should be a choice of say 10 men' and 10 womens photos as an example of the kind of man/woman you want to meet, when you click on the photo it will bring up all relevant matches in your area |
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