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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........
sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley .....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze  |
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"I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze "
nope..
not today, pretty selfish asking for sympathy when the cat needs comforting..
you should be seeking some counselling for her trauma..
did you perhaps utter profane language within her delicate earshot..?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I avoided the cat ....... and she scarpered behind the sofa ................. and there is a little incey wincey bit of blood ........ so some sympathy????? pleeeeze
nope..
not today, pretty selfish asking for sympathy when the cat needs comforting..
you should be seeking some counselling for her trauma..
did you perhaps utter profane language within her delicate earshot..?
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nope I did deep heavy breathing ....... I would have made a fortune if on the phone at the time ............ lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the chair ok lol
I'll just go check ................. Oiiiii Chair are u ok???? ........... its keeping a diplomatic silence  
probably scared to say anything lest you kick it again.. "
now I am giggling out loud  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/
So big hugs from me xx"
fank u too - is your toe alright now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could be worse!!! you could have trodden on a plug or a bit of lego.......... "
If there had been a plug or a piece of lego on the floor I wouldn't have kicked the chair leg cos they wouldnt have moved as I went to step over them .......... see this is not my fault at all ..... the fault lies with the bloody cat!!!! |
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"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/
So big hugs from me xx
fank u too - is your toe alright now "
Well it's still still attached but a very fetching shade of purple |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think though if it needed amputating, you might get a 10% discount on a pedicure LoL"
that was sympathetic???!!!!! lol u r sooo dead when I next catch up with u ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm feeling your pain hunny I did my little toe on the corner of the bed the other night :-/
So big hugs from me xx
fank u too - is your toe alright now
Well it's still still attached but a very fetching shade of purple "
awwww hugz xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........
sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley ..... "
hope you ok minx x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's nothing worse than banging you toe so I feel your pain ...,
Why is it that if we do bang our toe we run!!! Well I know I do and I also do this child like crying noise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Incredible detail for a stubbed toe.  "
I wanted to be sure that you understood my pain fully ........... go stub yours and see if it matches my pain ..... lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It hurts .............. ouch ouch ouchey ouch .............. I was walking from the kitchen into the lounge and the little cat tried to trip me up, to avoid the cat I managed to stub my second littlest toe on my left foot on the chair leg .......... ouch owwwwwwww ......... and it hurts .........
sympathy please .......... where's the crying smiley ..... hope you ok minx x"
I fink I will ... sob sob .. its throbbing ................. really throbbing ........ and skinned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sits minxie down pours a large brandy
gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it
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and then drinks said brandy to listen to Minxie's woes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sits minxie down pours a large brandy
gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank you this is the most sympathetic someone has been ...... xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sits minxie down pours a large brandy
gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it
and then drinks said brandy to listen to Minxie's woes "
she can I don't like brandy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sits minxie down pours a large brandy
gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it
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Don't do that the chair has been subjected to Minxie's kick if it's not broken yet it will fall apart as soon as her foot touches it causing her foot to fall to the floor, causing more damage and chaos
Feeling your pain, got my finger caught on the lathe yesterday smacked by a piece of wood travelling at 2500rpm, weird how the smaller parts of the body hurt so much isn't it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sits minxie down pours a large brandy
gets said naughty chair places a cushion on top gently places injured foot on it
Don't do that the chair has been subjected to Minxie's kick if it's not broken yet it will fall apart as soon as her foot touches it causing her foot to fall to the floor, causing more damage and chaos
Feeling your pain, got my finger caught on the lathe yesterday smacked by a piece of wood travelling at 2500rpm, weird how the smaller parts of the body hurt so much isn't it."
its still throbbing ............ |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Another good reason to wear slippers .
Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe.
there's a bright side???!!!! "
The cat didn't die, you didn't die, no furniture was broken. I hope the toe isn't broken. I'm working really hard on the bright side here, work with me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another good reason to wear slippers .
Looking on the bright side, at least the cat didn't then attack that toe.
there's a bright side???!!!!
The cat didn't die, you didn't die, no furniture was broken. I hope the toe isn't broken. I'm working really hard on the bright side here, work with me."
ok............. am smiling a little but it's a very tiny smile |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Hugs xxxx
thank u xxx it cant still be sore if it is then big cuddle x"
it will be sore for ages and after all if you lads sneeze you think you have man flu so if poor minxies toe hurts for a week a kind gent should offer to help her  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Update: its very swollen and looks like a fat sausage .......... but I will survive ....... was just chatting to a very nice British Gas man .... who came to service the boiler .................. oh ooooops Minxie's boiler needs something doing to it so he is coming back Wednesday .............. Minxies rushes off to find sexy top to wear and tidy her bedroom up .......... he has to come and check the rads in each room he told me ........... not for any other purposes u naughty lot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is not like it is man flu or anything.
Who to phone first cat protection league or chairs protection squad.
Big hugs and put your slippers on "
not sure I can get em on now lol |
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