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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour  "
Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."
Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fucking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour
Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."
Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fucking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk.""
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"All I've had is get well soon ones   "
People are going on about bird flu,, errr am I the only one but thats what wings do,, |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
As I m in a Pub,,,
A guy goes into a cocktail bar and says, "I'd like a single entendre please. No, on second thoughts, make it a double."
The barman says, "Oooh, a large one, sir?"   |
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice "
I would compare thee to a summer's day...
But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
I would compare thee to a summer's day...
But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering... "
Yea .. ok |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
I would compare thee to a summer's day...
But I'm from Scotland and 'windy and damp' isn't very flattering... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?
I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?
I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question."
bollocks |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"No matter how eloquently put, or wrapped in poetry and honeyed words, surely all messages on here are essentially fancy a shag messages?
I applaud these gentlemen and their ability to cut through the crap of pseudo courtship and simply ask the pertinent question."
Funnily enough we ask for straight talking and don't often get it ....ooo maybe that is the trick, wome and couples should ask for the opposite of what they are after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We'd love to get a 'fancy a shag' message every now and then.... must be my enigmatic persona that puts 'em off sending them....
ted. "
id say say fancy a shag but its you ted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!! "
Now here's a thing on that point: When I had a single profile, 50% of the time I would include the 'pls take a look at my profile' line AND... I had a proper profile and pics to view. The rest of the time I would include a precis of my profile to save the person (hopefully) reading it time in not having to go look at it.
You know what - it made no difference at all.... the messages still got deleted! Can't flippin win...
ted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice "
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like the 'take a look at my profile and see what you think' messages. 9 times out of 10 it says 'will fill in later' or 'looking for nsa' and no pics, obviously!!
Now here's a thing on that point: When I had a single profile, 50% of the time I would include the 'pls take a look at my profile' line AND... I had a proper profile and pics to view. The rest of the time I would include a precis of my profile to save the person (hopefully) reading it time in not having to go look at it.
You know what - it made no difference at all.... the messages still got deleted! Can't flippin win...
ted. "
Lol but at least you had writing and a pic. The one I has this morning had 'nsa fun' and nothing else. I was very tempted to drop everything and meet instantly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol"
I don't live in Middlesbrough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out!  Haha
You have now
Haha thanks, I am part of that club now!!!  "
You're very welcome and if you were 10 years older I'd have meant it too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol
I don't live in Middlesbrough "
Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol
I don't live in Middlesbrough
Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol"
Its not in Yorkshire |
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"I have to say i have never had a ''fancy a shag'' mail yet!!! I feel left out! Haha
You have now
Haha thanks, I am part of that club now!!!
You're very welcome and if you were 10 years older I'd have meant it too lol "
There is always a catch! haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funnily enough we ask for straight talking and don't often get it ....ooo maybe that is the trick, wome and couples should ask for the opposite of what they are after "
That's no good, would leave women asking for hats |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol
I don't live in Middlesbrough
Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol
Its not in Yorkshire "
Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.
Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.
Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol
I don't live in Middlesbrough
Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol
Its not in Yorkshire
Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.
Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.
Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside!"
Are you saying I repel people because I don't show them the black orchid inside ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I concur
I would like some originality and something other than that
Poetry from a tall dark handsome man would be nice
There was a young lady called floro
The distance filled me with sorrow
So I loaded a van
And fast as I can
Move my fat ass to Middlesbrough
Lol
I don't live in Middlesbrough
Yeah but it's the only place in Yorkshire that I could think of that rhymed lol
Its not in Yorkshire
Tis so! I don't recognise Cleveland or Teeside! It's Yorks.
Not sure it rhymes with sorrow though.
Anyway Floro, just giggle and accept the flattering poetry; we've talked about your surly demenour to potential suitors. Open up and let them see the flower inside!
Are you saying I repel people because I don't show them the black orchid inside ?? "
Never was any good at geography lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour "
Well do you ? Fancy a shag ? Stop being so evasive....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what's with the fancy a shag messages and the I thought Id say hi messages....Its Monday I need a bit of humour
Humour might be a stretch, I thought it funny
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are."
Denying it I said, "I'm not d*unk."
She said, "Yes you are."
I said, "No I'm fucking not."
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fucking d*unk.""
made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darn it
It says on Wiki that its in North Yorkshire 
Well what do you know I got something right lol
Yea I had to be proved wrong by the romeo cowboy "
Romeo cowboy lol |
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