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Accident prone this week lol keep well clear!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so picture this
Long steep icy drive leading to a customers house
Van (Suzuki carry)put in first with handbrake firmly on
No problems so far
Goes inta the house and then comes ta get me tools out
Opens the driver side door and the bloody van started sliding
Picture this
A midget getting dragged down a bloody drive by a sooty van trying his best ta get out of the way of the door and van
luckily a wall stopped it lol
Then today i had off cause im bloody stiff from yesterday so goes ta Newcastle ta do some banking
Pulls on the multistory carpark in the car this time
Misjudges the distance to the wall in the parking bay and BANG
Hits the bloody wall and whips me neck
Thinks im staying in from now on lol xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so picture this
Long steep icy drive leading to a customers house
Van (Suzuki carry)put in first with handbrake firmly on
No problems so far
Goes inta the house and then comes ta get me tools out
Opens the driver side door and the bloody van started sliding
Picture this
A midget getting dragged down a bloody drive by a sooty van trying his best ta get out of the way of the door and van
luckily a wall stopped it lol
Then today i had off cause im bloody stiff from yesterday so goes ta Newcastle ta do some banking
Pulls on the multistory carpark in the car this time
Misjudges the distance to the wall in the parking bay and BANG
Hits the bloody wall and whips me neck
Thinks im staying in from now on lol xxx "
can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny
will make you a star xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny
will make you a star xxx"
Wish it had been on film lol xx  |
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can't quite picture the midget with the sliding van - could you do it again this time on camera and post it on u tube for us please it does sound very funny
will make you a star xxx
Wish it had been on film lol xx "
You could have sent it to You've Been Framed  Seriously glad you are ok, and no more serious damage was done. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car! "
Na lol the van and the car were bloody fine it was me that was not lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad you never damaged yourself shortstuff, cos L is gonna do that for messing up her car!
Na lol the van and the car were bloody fine it was me that was not lol xx "
Awwwww I'm sorry. In that case big hugs for you and I wish you speedy recovery xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!  "
well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried 
lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!
well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried
lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed "
Pmsl i had forgotten about that xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You offer of a lift at the weekend is refused, we'll walk!!
well as he is coming with us at the weekend am now seriously worried
lesley already did damage to patricks cock at the weekend by standing on it to get into her bed "
oh yes and im sorry pat ill kiss ya better but only a kiss this time not what you got last time lol  |
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