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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The local village is having a charity race today which starts at the Bell pub and finishes at the chip shop....
The announcer on the PA system has just told everyone....
"If you want to be in on the start, get to the Bell end...."  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
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No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....  |
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter.... "
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"My quote of the day comes from my 2 year old niece who 'hurt her ankle on her arm' meaning she scratched her wrist "
Me nephew said something similar once about hurting his 'ebow' when trying to explain he'd hurt his knee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it... "
You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it...
You planning on putting it in your cock pocket? "
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My quote of the day comes from my 2 year old niece who 'hurt her ankle on her arm' meaning she scratched her wrist
Me nephew said something similar once about hurting his 'ebow' when trying to explain he'd hurt his knee."
My boss sat on something sharp and claimed he'd hurt his elbow.... Proof he doesnt know the difference.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it...
You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!! "
If ya did it in our chippie ya'd probably get battered.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it...
You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!! "
Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah but does the chip shop at the finishing line sell fair-trade Ketchup ?,,,,,,,
cuz I like my chips ethically sauced ….!,
No ketchup.... Just a knob of butter....
Oo'er... a knob of butty-butter Eh!,,,
I like it...
You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!!
Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them "
Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....
I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.
Or both!
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By (user no longer on site)
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You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!!
Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them
Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....
I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.
Or both!
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hmmm 
I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!!
Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them
Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....
I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.
Or both!
hmmm
I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours! "
Okies,,,Don't forget to bring extra butty butter just incase we need more lube... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You planning on putting it in your cock pocket?
haha..... erm.... erm....maybe,,, but not while I'm still in the chip shop.....I mean that would just be a bit rude,,,,
Wouldn't it!!!
Only if you sucked it seductively infront of them
Ah ok.... but I wonder if sucking crinkle cut chips would be more seductive than sucking straight ones because of the ribbed effect....
I mean would that increase the eroticism for the sucker or the watcher ….!.
Or both!
hmmm
I think a bit of experimentation is needed here - get the oven on Soxy, be there in 5 hours!
Okies,,,Don't forget to bring extra butty butter just incase we need more lube... "
sure thing boss!
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