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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
wow you must be good x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
Blimey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. wow you must be good x
No complaints  "
well mr cum an go didnt x |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear! "
Sounds familiar. ..think I have met him too! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
It was 21 seconds actually lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear! "
Ha ha what did you say ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Social 10 mins tea break in a car park ! Quick snog just to make sure he was right then laters back to work ..... Other than that had a friend who worked nights so I would go meet him in his lunch hour late at night Hours fun in his works carpark  |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
A couple of minutes, guy didn't really match his descrption and looked particularly less attractive than the pics ... He looked like he,d just woke up after 4 hour on the sofa, no effort. Shown the best way back to the motorway.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a meet that lasted literally seconds without so much as zip undone as the guy admitted he’d completely lost his bottle......
( Our perhaps that was just his cunning excuse once the reality hit home that I was just a bloke in a frock after-all)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy came in pulled his trousers down my tongue touched the tup of his cock. He came he pulled his trousers up ans left. About 20 seconds. "
lol that is fast. going to be hard to better than thank god.
mine is 30 mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hmmmm....was at work....signed into fab just before lunch break....on cam as I did back then...well got chatting....they were a few minutes from office.... so spent lunch break shagging....so about 5 mins I'd say....mind you....I had met one of the folks before so do not know if that counts? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I can't beat Evie's but my first sexual meet (someone from another site) was just under 4 minutes. The sex was under 10 seconds - what a way to lose my virginity!
From this site it was 20 minutes. The sex lasted about 2 minutes that time. I'm getting better. |
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Met outside pub, he walked in front of me, didn't hold the door. Walked straight to the bar and ordered himself a drink. When I asked if he was going to buy me one his response was this isn't a date.
I left him there: one minute! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Met outside pub, he walked in front of me, didn't hold the door. Walked straight to the bar and ordered himself a drink. When I asked if he was going to buy me one his response was this isn't a date.
I left him there: one minute! "
I hope you left him a verification saying that this man is a genuine arsehole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"15 mins
I do enjoy a blow & go lol
I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past 
I'm just passing. Happy to help "
Get your cock out sunshine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"15 mins
I do enjoy a blow & go lol
I love this too, never done it as a meet as such but done it with regular fb's in the past "
Its a power trip for me lol
I take what I want & leave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Met outside pub, he walked in front of me, didn't hold the door. Walked straight to the bar and ordered himself a drink. When I asked if he was going to buy me one his response was this isn't a date.
I left him there: one minute! "
How rude !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear!
Ha ha what did you say ? "
If his cock matched his body then he was of no use to me... Or something along those lines! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "
Romance isn't dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "
OMG I would of slapped him for say that to me. |
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Just put the phone down on a friend who rang whilst I was reading this thread, told her what I was reading and she said her and her hubby went to meet a guy who when he walked out of the pub to the car park was 10st heavier than his pics and she shouted "Drive! Drive! Drive!" We reckon that's got to be about 5 seconds. |
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him. "
Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"10 mins... The guy that turned up at the cafe weren't the guy in his pics. I was expecting a slim guy about 5ft9 with hair. What arrived was a short pot bellied man who was bald... WTF? I sure sent him away with a flea in his ear!
Ha ha what did you say ?
If his cock matched his body then he was of no use to me... Or something along those lines! "
Go you !! |
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My shortest meet was probably 10 minutes. The idea was I would meet him in his works van in sainsburys carpark and we would drive somewhere quiet.... but shortly before I got to the carpark he was called back to work urgently and texted me to apologise and say if I hadn't set off yet I should stay at home. I texted back saying tough I'm already here lol.
I'd taken him a cupcake as I knew he had a sweet tooth. We chatted, had a kiss, and I left grinning ear to ear knowing he was something special. He thought he'd blown it and was surprised when I invited him to mine 2 days later.
That was just over 2 years ago and we're still crazy about each other  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mines about 20 mins, met for Coffee and were chatting when he said..oh by the way I'm Married didn't want to tell you before because I knew you wouldn't meet me |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.
Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid! "
It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.
Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid!
It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt "
I would have slapped him |
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"about 45 seconds he walked over to me in the pub looked me up and down said well the tits out weight the fact your a bit fat we can go back to yours now if you want and i walked off from him.
Jesus H Christ! I'd be livid!
It was a choice of keeping my dignity anf walking or punching him the face and showing that with a bit of weight behind it a punch from a woman can really hurt "
I think I would of punched him... |
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