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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god no.... my ex wife could no cook to save her life."
who said she had to cook? theres other tasks women can do in the kitchen u sexist fucker!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love cooking.... Proper domestic goddess 
do u also suck cock in the kitchen???, if so, I'll marry u
I do a lot more than that 
But don't do marriage "
ok dont worry its just a sham swinging wedding, i needed access for £85 instead of the £340 entry fee to this swanky swinging club.Divorce in the morning if u want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!  "
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie! "
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one"
Don't like to scrimp on the filling  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one
Don't like to scrimp on the filling "
sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one
Don't like to scrimp on the filling
sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down"
Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one
Don't like to scrimp on the filling
sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down
Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling "
I like a nice fudge filling...but we all knows how that goes down too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind being in my kitchen... I love it :D
me either..now bend over while I inspect ur pie
the one in the oven u filthy fuck ffs!
Hahahahahaha its a warm apple pie!
*puts finger in...man thats a deep one
Don't like to scrimp on the filling
sounded like shrimp pie.... we all know how that goes down
Jeeeesssss let me rephrase it then..... I like a lot of filling
I like a nice fudge filling...but we all knows how that goes down too x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I enjoy cooking, but I'm not the greatest cook in the world though!
we dont count microwaves as cooking"
to right that is just heating food. You need a cooker to cook food.
I am a good cook. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom  "
are u some kind of expert?
given the username u probably are lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last time I was shagged over a kitchen table I broke a rib
I'd eat ur ribs served wi..oops..wrong site
Sweet and sour ? "
noney roast barbecue thanks....with a sweet chilli sauce
rack em up babe! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me  not first anyway!!"
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"
That's cos I had chomped the best bits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
That's cos I had chomped the best bits "
Hmmm..even the cheese I added? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are the only places there are allowed to go. If they can get further than the living room. The chain is too long  "
yes I agree, but what are we talking about? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
That's cos I had chomped the best bits
Hmmm..even the cheese I added? "
I thought that was the crust |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bathroom, kitchen and bedroom are the only places there are allowed to go. If they can get further than the living room. The chain is too long
yes I agree, but what are we talking about?"
Women I thought, lol. Only read part of the post though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people. "
Butter wouldn't melt look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
That's cos I had chomped the best bits
Hmmm..even the cheese I added?
I thought that was the crust "
Maybe its a stuffed crust |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
That's cos I had chomped the best bits
Hmmm..even the cheese I added?
I thought that was the crust
Maybe its a stuffed crust "
It's all good until you're faced with flaky pastry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look "
Sweet n innocent.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent. "
Never realised how much alike we are |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent.
Never realised how much alike we are "
Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent.
Never realised how much alike we are
Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate "
Its true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent.
Never realised how much alike we are
Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate
Its true "
It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
Giggling my head off here. Sat on a train trying to appear respectable. Bad people.
Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent.
Never realised how much alike we are
Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate
Its true
It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it. "
Chokes on coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom
are u some kind of expert?
given the username u probably are lol"
Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Butter wouldn't melt look
Sweet n innocent.
Never realised how much alike we are
Holy shit you two will actually start believing it at this rate
Its true
It is indeed. Saint Paddy would confirm it.
Chokes on coffee "
You both look too innocent for other people's good. Still waters... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom
are u some kind of expert?
given the username u probably are lol
Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night..."
Congratulations! When do we get the hats? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust"
I so did not you cheeky bugger!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned pies !!
Not me not first anyway!!
prima sent me a pic of her pie.. cant say it was overwhelmingly tasty looking but seemed to have a nice crust
That's cos I had chomped the best bits
Hmmm..even the cheese I added?
I thought that was the crust
Maybe its a stuffed crust
It's all good until you're faced with flaky pastry "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who think women belong in the kitchen don't know what to do with them in the bedroom
are u some kind of expert?
given the username u probably are lol
Must be doing something right in the bedroom, mayo proposed last night...
Congratulations! When do we get the hats?"
Next autumn probably! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Grizzly does the majority of the cooking in our house. I can, he just enjoys it more and is alot better at it than me. So I let him crack on "
You had me confused for a min then. Good job I'm on the ball |
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