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over a year ago
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I got a ghost that follows me about.
It only appears when I make loud noises during masturbation...
Yeah the fucking jokes on him cos I fake my orgasms  
More absynthe!...er burrrp! |
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Once I had just offloaded and I started to clean up and nearly got caught as someone I know barged into the room. Another time was before that and someone opened the front door whilst I was half way through. Luckily I could switch my computer off normally otherwise I would have been caught as now my computer you have to hold them button in for a few seconds before it switches itself off. |
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"My mum!! It was a nightmare!! She wouldn't leave after!!
(First nightmare I had with a happy ending though) 
You carried in while your mum was there??"
horny!
My twin brother caught me wanking stark naked twice! Was prib only 14 or so. First time i tried to cover up, second time i carried on stroking and told him to fuck off!!! It was probably the start of my exhibitionist tendencies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A uni friend confessed he'd been caught by his dad just as he was reaching orgasm. His dad opened the door to see his son legs apart, porn mag next to him, shooting his load. Now THAT'S embarrassing- for both of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mums best friend walked in as I was wanking and told me not to stop .. Cool"
Yep been caught, turned out well though,posted a story on here about it before confessions of a carpenter |
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"My mum!! It was a nightmare!! She wouldn't leave after!!
(First nightmare I had with a happy ending though)
You carried in while your mum was there??"
I took it as meaning that he had a nightmare and he dreamt that his mum came in.
I didn't have a lock on my bedroom door at my student house at uni and my house mate barged in as I was mid-stroke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's easier if a fem gets caught masturbating.
When a guy has a full fist grip on his cock that takes more explaining
My ghost critiques my grip. My technique is improving every wank! |
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My mate broke his leg. Was in bed and bored . Delt with himself and reached sideways for his tissues and his mum and grandma were stood their with his breakfast on a tray. He didn't tell us his mum did in the village pub saying he was a dirty little git when we asked after him . |
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I got caught by a teacher on a school trip, I could have delt with that but the embaresment came from
1, she was THAT hot teacher we all had
2, she looked at me like I was a kitten playing with a ball of string
3, she took me to one side and gave me the whole "you body is going through some changes that you might not understand right now" speach
Gutted 14 to wanted to go home lol |
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Forgot about the time i was camping at scouts, decided to have a discrete shuffle in my sleeping bag, when one of the other boys asked what i was doing. Not caught cock out, but embarrassing enough! |
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