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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Blatantly stolen from elsewhere, but im sure the OP wouldn't mind us 'borrowing' it for a little weekend random silliness

The rules are simple: Your post MUST be a hijack and have absolutely nothing to do with the preceding post (though it can have something to do with a post before that- got it?)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oi, what about me?

Jill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want sex

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By *cottishrichMan  over a year ago

Here and there

I'm psychic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

have you seen http://360gigapixels.com/tokyo-tower-panorama-photo/

brilliant pictures this one of tokyo is 600000 pixels wide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've hijacked so many threads I'm starting to develop Stockholm syndrome with myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where did that monkey go?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyway as I was saying .......

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By *atcherofmyballsMan  over a year ago

hereford

It's pissing down

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By *urvywelshCouple  over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I've got a pet snake called Zippy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im missing my cane and my fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hyjacked by Monkeys? Did they serve PG?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy........chocolate

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple  over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I so need my holiday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have chilli chocolate cornettos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy legs xxx

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

The new dr is being announced on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

SUGAR RUSH!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone payed £15000 for a pair of Usain Bolts running shoes he used in the heats at the London Olympics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like somebody to come round, get naked, serve wine, cheese and crackers and provide oral sex for the night..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This wine is going down far to easily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id just like sex lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Check out my new profile

Courtesy of Lickty Splits x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knit one, purl one, knit one, drop one ........ oh bugger a hole!!!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

strawberries and cream.... scrummy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One more job and I'm finished for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sofa , wine , half naked

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Check out my new profile

Courtesy of Lickty Splits x "

We are amused

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One more job and I'm finished for the day."

Its beginning to look a lot like ..............

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I am not gonna say it !!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One more job and I'm finished for the day.

Its beginning to look a lot like ..............

I am not gonna say it !!!!!! lol "

I shouldn't.....................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a raisin stuck up my nose!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sofa , wine , half naked "

Really? which half?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One more job and I'm finished for the day.

Its beginning to look a lot like ..............

I am not gonna say it !!!!!! lol

I shouldn't..................... "

why not?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have just sent Luke out for ice cream....

I really hope he comes back with a nice one!

I really like knitting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One more job and I'm finished for the day.

Its beginning to look a lot like ..............

I am not gonna say it !!!!!! lol

I shouldn't.....................

why not? "

Cos!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One more job and I'm finished for the day.

Its beginning to look a lot like ..............

I am not gonna say it !!!!!! lol

I shouldn't.....................

why not?

Cos!!!!! "

lettuce!!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

This reminds me of the time I was in Castle Anthrax looking for the Holy Grail

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I found a minstrel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knit one, purl one, knit one, drop one ........ oh bugger a hole!!!! "

Puts her tounge in minxies hole mm xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not only did i wake up with Smurfs between my tits,, i found a minion from Despicable Me lol

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Damn it just finished my wine

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By *andWCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd

We bought an amazing tv series bid set 2 weeks ago but I spend too much time of an evening on fab forums to start it

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By *andWCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd

Also just went to write 'an' and my phone autocorrect corrected it to SB, think I've spent too much time on the forums flirting with someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sofa , wine , half naked

Really? which half? "

Top half, just letting them all hang out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Knit one, purl one, knit one, drop one ........ oh bugger a hole!!!!

Puts her tounge in minxies hole mm xx"

ooooooooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

stick em up !!!! (well it is a hijack !!!)

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

minx ya stockings laddered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"minx ya stockings laddered"

nah its to escape with ...............

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

where you escaping too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"where you escaping too"

Good question ................ I thought I was gonna have to leg it for hijacking and getting em to stick em up !!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My hand feels like I have been giving a hand job for the past two hours. Time for a break.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe it's almost gone

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've finally had a Fab. It's been weeks since I first had the urge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm now that is yummy

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I bought some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter today

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I like snogging

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By *andWCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd

I really loom forward to a Sunday to have a day off work, not long now

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By *andWCouple  over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I really loom forward to a Sunday to have a day off work, not long now"

*look

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By *Kgirl80Woman  over a year ago

South Coast


"I like snogging"

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've hijacked so many threads I'm starting to develop Stockholm syndrome with myself."

Wouldn't that be Lima syndrome too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel like I'm giving someone a shoulder ride

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like snogging

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging... "

Eeeeewwwww

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By *Kgirl80Woman  over a year ago

South Coast


"I like snogging

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging...

Eeeeewwwww"

Haha! I'll take that as a no?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/08/13 00:23:37]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm pissed!!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like snogging

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging...

Eeeeewwwww

Haha! I'll take that as a no?! "

I don't mind puckering up but I can't be munching on a cock !

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ryan is missing being stalked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just blew my nose in my hand.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I am chief stalker

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I like snogging

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging...

Eeeeewwwww

Haha! I'll take that as a no?!

I don't mind puckering up but I can't be munching on a cock ! "

Unless it's name is Colin...

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I like snogging

Pucker up unless you meant cock snogging...

Eeeeewwwww

Haha! I'll take that as a no?!

I don't mind puckering up but I can't be munching on a cock !

Unless it's name is Colin... "

I didn't munch him I promoted him

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm pissed!!"

I'm Richard, pleased to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pissed!!

I'm Richard, pleased to meet you "

Self promotion is no promotion

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm off to bed.........with Colin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love sticking my dick in the plug socket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Best change ya name to dryroasted nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Best change ya name to dryroasted nuts "

Or even crispyfried dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Theres hippos on the telly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see clouds

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

The hobbits are invading

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to give it a good hard pull

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need a good hard passionate shag...

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

Not the title to put on an aviation forum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love this weather, my cabbages are growing great

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can see clouds"

I can hear a Cuckoo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just had a good scratch of my balls & immediately remembered I'd cut up chillies earlier! Feel the burn!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What happened when Jesus went to mount olive??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes its a lovely sunny day here to

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Everybody in its spitting !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks feet and cum don't mix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everybody in its spitting !"

Put it away!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm feeling minxy

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm feeling minxy "

Who is Minxie feeling?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Should I change my name to Damsel in this dress?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can see clouds

I can hear a Cuckoo"

I'm a cuckoo ... is my favourite Belle & Sebastion tune

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leaving on a jet plane....unfortunately homeward bound

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!!

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 03/08/13 15:41:27]

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!! "

I'll eat em

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford

whats the point

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Who fanices a meet tonight?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Who fanices a meet tonight?"

Kent social on 21st, just get your name down.

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Should I change my name to Damsel in this dress?"

Only if you'll polish my lance after I've rescued you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!!

I'll eat em"

Really pissed off , I love cucumbers.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!!

I'll eat em

Really pissed off , I love cucumbers. "

I imagine gherkins aren't as satisfying.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!!

I'll eat em

Really pissed off , I love cucumbers.

I imagine gherkins aren't as satisfying. "

They're better in a burger than cucumbers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not happy with my cucumbers , there ghurkins!!!!

I'll eat em

Really pissed off , I love cucumbers.

I imagine gherkins aren't as satisfying. "

I find there's more moisture in a cucumber don't like them dry.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

If you were good with a kitchen knife you could make a g spot cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you were good with a kitchen knife you could make a g spot cucumber "

Now there's a thought, pops off to the kitchen gets cucumber from fridge and carving knife from the draw.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"If you were good with a kitchen knife you could make a g spot cucumber

Now there's a thought, pops off to the kitchen gets cucumber from fridge and carving knife from the draw. "

Clearly yours will be a gspot bullet as you only have gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you were good with a kitchen knife you could make a g spot cucumber

Now there's a thought, pops off to the kitchen gets cucumber from fridge and carving knife from the draw.

Clearly yours will be a gspot bullet as you only have gherkins "

Nope cucumbers in the fridge, ghurkins growing in the greenhouse.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. It gave me unrealistic expectations of men.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you take the skin off cucumbers, they won't repeat on you

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"I like big buts and I cannot lie" got to be honest. "and that;s justone side of me!" Said SuBo.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""I like big buts and I cannot lie" got to be honest. "and that;s justone side of me!" Said SuBo."

BUT do you like big butts too?

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By *habsMan  over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


""I like big buts and I cannot lie" got to be honest. "and that;s justone side of me!" Said SuBo.

BUT do you like big butts too?"

Lets just say curiosity dictates I find out if I can hold it at the least

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm feeling minxy

Who is Minxie feeling?"

She's not feeling anyone

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a mate called Jack, he has vertigo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my aunty Vera's just bought a glass kettle

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