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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean,
I don't really put any effort in
my profile doesn't say much
I don't send many messages
I need more pics
I'm attractively challenged and
Make inappropriate jokes
But I did send a message, once maybe, so what gives? are you all time wasters or what?
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Stop talking in sentences. And grammatically correct an' that. Keep it text speak. I love that. Oooh. And tell me I look great. And for that reason I MUST be horny cos you are just looking at them and if you are turned on by my sexy images then I must surely be a bit at least by yours. It's only right isn't it. Do that. And you'll certainly have my attention.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a curse some of us on here have to bear. We really are too good to be true.
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We, the honest singles, who have a great line in friendly banter and can wax lyrical, both in person and on email.
We, the lonely unloved few who understand what swinging is, how to respect boundaries, dynamics and people of all ages, sizes and colour.
We, the proud, the toned, the fit, who's manhoods remain unloved because they are neither too big, nor too small - but rather 'just the right fit'
We, who accommodate in our own clean, hoovered, dusted homes in beds adorned with fresh, clean sheets.
We are those lost, proud souls who wander the forums, bereft of opportunities.
We are the proud, unflinching, Swingle Men.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meets?
Fuck meets..I'm a Virgin and that's how I'm staying you hear me??!!
 
Stop swearing  "
I was gonna text you tonight ...I'm not now!!  
I'm working on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's because you haven't got a cock picture next to a tape measure."
Don't listen to her go to the chemist and get a travel size deodorant and put it next to your cock, then insist that the deodorant can is full size |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meets?
Fuck meets..I'm a Virgin and that's how I'm staying you hear me??!!
Stop swearing
I was gonna text you tonight ...I'm not now!!
I'm working on it! "
Hmmm ok well Im sure you have plenty of others to text |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it that you have too many E products in your name? Are you sure your not an artificial colouring?
...im a cartoon character. It doesnt get anymore realistic and thrilling than that lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it that you have too many E products in your name? Are you sure your not an artificial colouring?
...im a cartoon character. It doesnt get anymore realistic and thrilling than that lol
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Possibly, I have been hyper active lately. Think you might be on to something |
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