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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"One if my love birds have escaped  cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!  "
Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one. |
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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago
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"One if my love birds have escaped cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!
Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one."
..... It's proving too much it's very hard to keep up with a broken leg and keep missing with tea towel ....I've. Given up;( |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"One if my love birds have escaped cat it enjoying the chase but I can't have windows open till I catch it !!!!!
Our very own escape and chase story. Fan News will send the helicopters out to follow this one...... It's proving too much it's very hard to keep up with a broken leg and keep missing with tea towel ....I've. Given up;("
So now it's an appeal message for volunteers to rally to save a beloved pet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty. 
Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore."
Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one' |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.
Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore.
Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one'"
Available, pulse and fancies short, fat, bolshie women will do right now. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!
Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol   "
Was it the man or the turtle disguised as a burger? I've got a mental picture of Ryan in fancy dress with "special sauce" dripping off him  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Man arrested in China for trying to smuggle a turtle disguised as a burger!
Why, when I read this did Ryan spring to mind lol
Was it the man or the turtle disguised as a burger? I've got a mental picture of Ryan in fancy dress with "special sauce" dripping off him "
Newsflash: Caz is having saucy thoughts. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed."
Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Breaking, unbreaking news ...... Minxie's shower has finally been repaired and she is off to use it first ........... whooo hoooo "
Watch this space... Report on first shower experience to follow from our hapless, sorry I mean intrepid reporter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cowes week starts today and I'm off to find me a yachty.
Get me one too please. All my yachting friends don't yacht anymore.
Ok will do my best, any preferences like 'must own a big one'
Available, pulse and fancies short, fat, bolshie women will do right now."
Well that's me, so finding one will be a challenge let alone two, how about you get over here and we go out on the pull together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking, unbreaking news ...... Minxie's shower has finally been repaired and she is off to use it first ........... whooo hoooo
Watch this space... Report on first shower experience to follow from our hapless, sorry I mean intrepid reporter."
was that a typo and u meant hopeless? |
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"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed.
Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops."
Haahaahaahaa! See...people don't believe I'm sick! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My ex husband wants to take me shopping in Westfields for handbags and shoes...but I can't be arsed.
Woman down, woman down!! Send in the emergency services. This is a national emergency. Handbags and shoes to be left in shops.
Haahaahaahaa! See...people don't believe I'm sick! "
What more proof do they want? The only thing I would say is that the shops are air conditioned. But they are also full of people... It's an existential dilemma. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minxie has untangled the toggle and string of her leather jacket from around the rollers on her sliding wardrobe doors
Are we getting a play by play of her day? lol"
nope u didnt see how tangled it was on the roller ............ and I am sure u don't the low down on the funeral I am going to shortly xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to quit my job, but they offered me more money
Is that good or bad?"
Good in the way that its a lot more money
Bad thing is I want to move to the coast |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Breaking News: _muma has not broken any bones today.
In further news it emerges HottieBottie is set to succeed on meeting her weight targets, unless she starts celebrating this weekend. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hot news is I've finished for the weekend but miles from home. "
If you try hard enough I am sure you will find a friendly forum female to offer you tea and succour to help you get home. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hot news is I've finished for the weekend but miles from home.
If you try hard enough I am sure you will find a friendly forum female to offer you tea and succour to help you get home."
Ooh as if by magic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BREAKING NEWS!!
Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!! 
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy."
Oh no I haven't!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BREAKING NEWS!!
Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.
Oh no I haven't!!
I have waders "
Do you?
Really ( where's the tongue hanging out smiley )
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"BREAKING NEWS!!
Lucy is going to go celibate and stop perving!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Lucy caught perving two minutes after starting her celibacy.
Oh no I haven't!!
I have waders
Do you?
Really ( where's the tongue hanging out smiley )
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QED! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Breaking News!
A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Breaking News!
A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest."
Chase me |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Breaking News!
A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.
Chase me"
I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Breaking News!
A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.
Chase me
I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come..."
Can't run in these bloody waders lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking News!
A punishment order has been issued for one JustRyan for enticing one Lucy Sex on the Beach into pervy thoughts. Once apprehended treat with caution as he is liable to resist arrest.
Chase me
I have my hands over my eyes. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Ready or not here I come...
Can't run in these bloody waders lol"
Ryan........ Stop enticing me |
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The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!
It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying...  ). |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!
It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying... )."
Italian Lakes = George Clooney!!!
Good news. |
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"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!
It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying... ).
Italian Lakes = George Clooney!!!
Good news."
Wrong lake unfortunately.
But seven days in Italy is always good news! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breaking News!!!!
Minx is officially stupid (and a tad sad so needs cheering up) ......... she doesn't get cryptic clues 
Clue two: it begins with Goss...
And it's not gossip."
got it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!
It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying... )."
When is your holiday? |
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"The bitch librarian is (finally) insurable again and has celebrated by booking a holibobble!
It's not her first choice destination (Sicily) but she has settled for a week in the Italian lakes (at the encouragement of the person who's paying... ).
When is your holiday? "
After the Kent social. |
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"Fmuma is currently practising her wheelies around the kitchen (what's the betting I fall out the fecking thing) "
If you're doing wheelies may I suggest a helmet could be handy?
(cue helmet jokes - c'mon people, give us your best!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape
In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x
Escaping brain sounds like major news. Get better soon."
Thankies xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape
In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x
Ditoo "
It really sucks!
guess only amazing people get sick during a heatwave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Witchy has the lurgy & feels like her brain is trying to escape
In happier news witchy is well enough to peeve on here x
Ditoo
It really sucks!
guess only amazing people get sick during a heatwave"
Maybe |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"JustRyan is advertising for a female forumite to join him and another sexy female forumite for fun and frolics. "
JustRyan collapses under the strain or answering all of the "pick me, pick me" messages. Go on, pick me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the news today?"
That its hard to explain how I feel at times without being told "man up, get a grip" or something along those lines or get sympathy as I would rather none of them and the problem getting cured. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucy hasn't perved all day!!!!
Who wrote this?
Is that because Lucy was out and about perving real people?"
I can post and not perv!!
I know it's hard to believe.... But I am reformed |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I have just seen really long spiders legs. They were emerging from the legs of a woman's shorts
Emerging or crawling in?
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I didn't hang about for a proper inspection. But I'm pretty sure they were emerging. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've sprained my ankle and battered my elbow....
Can someone please send me mass amounts of bubblewrap please "
You were doing so well. No broken _muma posts and now this. Can we start an appeal to get you one of those bubble suits to protect you? |
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