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i woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ive had various strange objects between them before down to a few challenges.. but whats the most bizarre thing you've woke up in bed with?? or ladies, had between your boobs? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod!
it was actually,, lmfao
and the one with glasses (forgotten his name)"
Brainy smurf ?
If I were to paint myself blue and don a white cap, could I wake up between your boobs   |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"ive had various strange objects between them before down to a few challenges.. but whats the most bizarre thing you've woke up in bed with?? or ladies, had between your boobs? lol "
Only 2? I'm sure a lot more could fit between your boobies x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was it papa smurf? The randy old sod!
it was actually,, lmfao
and the one with glasses (forgotten his name)
Brainy smurf ?
If I were to paint myself blue and don a white cap, could I wake up between your boobs "
scrap painting yourself blue and the dodgey hat.. just come here and nuzzle in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I take my bra off at the end of the day, I usually find a rogue Cheerio or something! Kids eh?!! "
normally i just get crushed up rice krispies.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.
*faps*
hahaha good morning Funky
Morning my love  "
no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the odd 5er wen i got no pockets my bra makes great purse lol"
wish my bra would have a secret stash of money,, though i did lose my mobile phone once or twice haha  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.
*faps*
hahaha good morning Funky
Morning my love
no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol
Ah! Too late! "
thought you had a thing for blue women, not blue men? you trying to 'come out' |
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"I woke up with 2 smurfs between my boobs.
*faps*
hahaha good morning Funky
Morning my love
no touching yourself whilst looking at the picture now Funkster lol
Ah! Too late!
thought you had a thing for blue women not blue men? you trying to 'come out' "
Seeing blue men playing with your knockers is like 'smurf porn' which is my favourite type of porn.
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Fun Funky Fact #235
I once drew smurfette naked with huge knockers and then gave it a 'tribute' IF U NO WAT I MEAN!!¡ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my sister (doctor) once found a remote control inside a lady's bra. it had been missing for days!"
ok impressed that someone has tits large enough to lose a remote control
grossed out that someone hadnt changed their underwear for several days.. eak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one with the glasses on looks like his had a wild night  spent with a huge smile on his face ! "
haha never actually noticed that til u just pointed it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one with the glasses on looks like his had a wild night spent with a huge smile on his face !
haha never actually noticed that til u just pointed it out "
the one with the glasses is just done, spent and well and truly fucked! the red hat is actually hiding - 'oh no, not my turn again, she is surely satisfied now!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna give papa smurf a heart attack doing that.
he wriggled himself there... i mearly woke up and was like 'wtf' lol "
Well they do say age and experience makes you wise. Nice move papa! |
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