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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Was the best insult I could muster for a guy who just hit my car from behind.
Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?" 
He sniggered, then apologised and apart from a nice dent in my rear end (insert jokes) all is well. |
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over a year ago
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Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?" "
Considering I know your occupation I'm shocked at the utter foul language your using!!   |
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?"
Considering I know your occupation I'm shocked at the utter foul language your using!! "
Yeah... You have a point. Luckily I'm 'off duty' for a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about fucktard I am on a discalpinary for calling my boss a fucktard so it's got to be a good one lol"
love it........... new word for me to use...... brill!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!
* and the car of course!! 
Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!"  |
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"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!
* and the car of course!!
Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!" "
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By *Kgirl80 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!
* and the car of course!!
Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!" "
Not too bruised thanks Obi... I'll live! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope your arse end isn't too badly bruised!!
* and the car of course!!
Oh - and next time just jump out and scream "If I wanted something to slam into me from behind - I'd have joined a swingers site!!" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was the best insult I could muster for a guy who just hit my car from behind.
Bellend? Really? I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I leapt out and asked "what are you doing bellend?"
He sniggered, then apologised and apart from a nice dent in my rear end (insert jokes) all is well."
Was he good looking ? Did you get his number ? Coffee meet perhaps |
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"He's called to apologise again and is actually very amusing on the phone. I don't recall what he looked like... Was busy fuming! "
ooo Maybe he's on here reading this an trying to make amends.....I think that SHOULD be creepy......but It would be sexy as hell lol
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"He's called to apologise again and is actually very amusing on the phone. I don't recall what he looked like... Was busy fuming! "
Perhaps he was looking at your rear view mirror trying to get a better look at you when he bumped you from behind.
Could be the start of something naughty!  |
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