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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont get me wrong I love a lady with a sexy pair off boobs but how come thay can get away with flashing them and useing them to get stuff.
im sure if us guys went around flashing are cocks we would be locked up so why do women get away with it lol.
think I neex to get a boob job asap!!!!! Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont get me wrong I love a lady with a sexy pair off boobs but how come thay can get away with flashing them and useing them to get stuff.
im sure if us guys went around flashing are cocks we would be locked up so why do women get away with it lol.
think I neex to get a boob job asap!!!!! Haha "
Boobs are nice looking and non-threatening! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way."
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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I can categorically say it has never happened to me. |
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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Nope....Usually gets me ignored by the barmaid.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
I can categorically say it has never happened to me."
Try it with that T-shirt from Saturday night!  
OP - it's life! And I don't mind it one bit!
Norks make the world go round!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
Nope....Usually gets me ignored by the barmaid.."
if u was at the bar and I was serving ud get the vip treatment of me lol
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I can categorically say it has never happened to me.
Try it with that T-shirt from Saturday night!
Norks make the world go round!! "
Even that didn't work on Saturday - I stood at the bar for ages before someone pointed out that I was still waiting patiently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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I see this many times. I even comment on it loudly as I leave the place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can categorically say it has never happened to me.
Try it with that T-shirt from Saturday night!
Norks make the world go round!!
Even that didn't work on Saturday - I stood at the bar for ages before someone pointed out that I was still waiting patiently."
It's quite a high bar though!
*runs and hides! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
Nope....Usually gets me ignored by the barmaid..
if u was at the bar and I was serving ud get the vip treatment of me lol
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Answered your own question there !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can categorically say it has never happened to me.
Try it with that T-shirt from Saturday night!
Norks make the world go round!!
ur top may need to be a lot lower cut then hun cuz ur boobs are massive I wouldnt be abel to not look at then lol
Even that didn't work on Saturday - I stood at the bar for ages before someone pointed out that I was still waiting patiently."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women, flash everything to me and I will show you how to get rich in just 3 months following my easy guidelines. Guaranteed flashback if not happy with service offered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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That's not happened to me in a while. too many young girls in the queue |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got really pissed off with a woman at the gig I went to last week, thinking she could squueze/ shove past any of the men who were standing four deep, trying to get served at the bar 
Any guy try to do that and he'd have been looking for a glasgow kiss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got really pissed off with a woman at the gig I went to last week, thinking she could squueze/ shove past any of the men who were standing four deep, trying to get served at the bar
Any guy try to do that and he'd have been looking for a glasgow kiss "
Any guy doing that would be laughed at....a guy with boobies....what next ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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Haha I used to do that when I was younger! A strategic lean forward worked everytime! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If I worked in a bar and some lady, perhaps a few from above flashed their assets at moi, they wouldn't get served! My jaw would drop, I'd dribble (from where you guess) and my eyes would be on stalks ..... heaven! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I worked in a bar and some lady, perhaps a few from above flashed their assets at moi, they wouldn't get served! My jaw would drop, I'd dribble (from where you guess) and my eyes would be on stalks ..... heaven! "
i think health and safety would dictate that you dress more appropriately young man....id be having it shaken...certainly not stirred!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew this lady once (twice) who thought that by flashing her ample charms she could have what she wanted when she wanted it ...... It didn't work on me though, she tried harder and harder, became more frustrated, and aroused may I add ..... and when we had our wicked way together she was rampant, oh and goooood (had to put that as she may read it ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know when your wing up at a bar and the bar stuff are all male, the women in low cut tops with big boobs will get served before anyone else. That may be sexist but it happens."
Only because men allow it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dont get me wrong I love a lady with a sexy pair off boobs but how come thay can get away with flashing them and useing them to get stuff.
im sure if us guys went around flashing are cocks we would be locked up so why do women get away with it lol.
think I neex to get a boob job asap!!!!! Haha "
Lol well its the guys fault. It wouldnt work if yall didn't offer up preferential treatment for women based on looks. I never intentionally use my breast to get anything but women can't help that their breast draw the male attention |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I've just inadvertently flashed my boobs at the roofers on a neighbours roof. 
That window is not usually overlooked by anyone. I guess I'm going to have to dress this morning.
Do you think I can get them to clear my gutters based on that flash? |
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"I've just inadvertently flashed my boobs at the roofers on a neighbours roof.
That window is not usually overlooked by anyone. I guess I'm going to have to dress this morning.
Do you think I can get them to clear my gutters based on that flash?"
Is 'clear my gutters' an euphemism..lol |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Dont get me wrong I love a lady with a sexy pair off boobs but how come thay can get away with flashing them and useing them to get stuff.
im sure if us guys went around flashing are cocks we would be locked up so why do women get away with it lol.
think I neex to get a boob job asap!!!!! Haha "
I may be wrong but this reads like an accusation against all women. It's not something I have ever done or will ever do. Everything I have I worked for. Perhaps a minority of women have done this but not all. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've just inadvertently flashed my boobs at the roofers on a neighbours roof.
That window is not usually overlooked by anyone. I guess I'm going to have to dress this morning.
Do you think I can get them to clear my gutters based on that flash?
Is 'clear my gutters' an euphemism..lol"
Get your mind out of the gutter! As if I would!! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"If u get pull over by police if u woman with big boobs are u going to push them up little more to distract him. Tell me the answer ladies"
No - and having been pulled over by the police I can assure I didn't both times it has happened. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I would never use any part of my anatomy to manipulate anyone into getting what i want
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Apparently though some people think that all women do. We are, naturally, manipulative bitches. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never used mine to get things ... Mind you I don't have much to use
Ah well small bosom's ( Ryan loves that word) "
u dont need big boobs wen u look as beautiful as u huni.x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
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Perks of being a woman. ..but I also find a nice smile and having the cash in your hand ready to pay works well too. X |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
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Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Which women get stuff for flashing their boobs? What sort of stuff? I'm pretty sure I can't pay off my mortgage that way.
u always see in lol.like wen uv beein waitin at the bar to get a drink for ages then u get a lady whos just turned up and because he boobs are hanging out she gets her order in no problem lol.im no complaing tho while shes being served im perving at her aswel as the hole pub lol.
Perks of being a woman. ..but I also find a nice smile and having the cash in your hand ready to pay works well too. X"
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