Read this John Lennon quote last night and it made me smile
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
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I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no?  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no? "
I think he might, you know - you've undone him... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no?
I think he might, you know - you've undone him... "
Always thought he was a cock, with this plan i can show he was either full of shite or not as veggie as he makes out  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no?
I think he might, you know - you've undone him...
Always thought he was a cock, with this plan i can show he was either full of shite or not as veggie as he makes out "
He's one of these people that I'm sure I'd hate if I ever met him, but I still regard him as a national treasure because, apart from his eloquence, he is obstinate to the end and it is a joy to watch him being akward when they are daft enough to book him for things like "The One Show".
Britain makes great eccentrics... |
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no?
I think he might, you know - you've undone him...
Always thought he was a cock, with this plan i can show he was either full of shite or not as veggie as he makes out
He's one of these people that I'm sure I'd hate if I ever met him, but I still regard him as a national treasure because, apart from his eloquence, he is obstinate to the end and it is a joy to watch him being akward when they are daft enough to book him for things like "The One Show".
Britain makes great eccentrics..."
He'll always be a grade A cunt for the way he shit over Andy Rourke & Mike Joyce- i've spent a bit of time with Andy and once you see just how talented he is you know its impossible that he wasn't a significant contributor to the music.  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"One I always thought was pertinent to this kind of place:
"Shyness is nice and, shyness can stop you,
From doing all the things in life you'd like to,
So if there's something you'd like to try,
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?"
I'd like to share a bacon sandwich with the original author of that- do you think he might say no?
I think he might, you know - you've undone him...
Always thought he was a cock, with this plan i can show he was either full of shite or not as veggie as he makes out
He's one of these people that I'm sure I'd hate if I ever met him, but I still regard him as a national treasure because, apart from his eloquence, he is obstinate to the end and it is a joy to watch him being akward when they are daft enough to book him for things like "The One Show".
Britain makes great eccentrics...
He'll always be a grade A cunt for the way he shit over Andy Rourke & Mike Joyce- i've spent a bit of time with Andy and once you see just how talented he is you know its impossible that he wasn't a significant contributor to the music. "
I never said I'd like him - I'm part of the meat industry so I doubt we'd be mates. I'm sure he has done cunty things, It doesn't belie his talent and a sheer akwardness that makes me grin every time I see it. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Read this John Lennon quote last night and it made me smile
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
Have you any that make you smile"
Would John Lennon have used the word 'assignment' in this context? It's a bit American, I'd have thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wank heads
Not a quote but makes me smile "
'Wank Head' is starting to grow legs- was chatting to someone else here who used it to describe a forum member  |
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"Wank heads
Not a quote but makes me smile
'Wank Head' is starting to grow legs- was chatting to someone else here who used it to describe a forum member "
my words have legs ... This pleases me |
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Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,I am kind to everyone but when someone is unkind to me,weak is not what your going to remember about me 
Al Capone |
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