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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A man came home from work and was met in the kitchen by his wife.
“Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
"Ah, no” replied her husband, a little confused. She gave him a sexy
little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse and slowly
reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and
pulled out a crumpled £20 note. He took the crumpled £20 note from her and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen £50 note all crumpled up?" she then asked
her husband. "Uh no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his
voice). She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a
crumpled £50 note. He took the crumpled £50 note and
started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen £50,000 all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).
"Well, go look in the garage!” she said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to see the doctor and he said, "What seems to be the problem?"
I replied, "Well it started as an headache, but now I've got a bedsore from sitting in your waiting room for so fucking long." |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
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What to crocs and bjs from men have in common.... they both feel good but when you look down and see them you realise you are gay.... this told to me today by my 16 year old son while Shopping for holiday shoes lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great one from Rik Mayall tribute last night. Whilst filming bottom he turnns to the audience and shouts "what does the man with the world's biggest cock have for breakfast?......well I had a bolied egg this morning. " |
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