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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just a little fun for Friday afternoon.

I have never been with a woman that squirts. But I'd love to be.

Over to you loverly lot for your, you have never.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well....I have been within spitting distance of Mont Blanc twice and have never set foot on it to climb that big old lump of rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive seen the moon loads of times, but yet to book a ticket to go

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

I've been to Paris several times, even stood in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower but never once been inside it or visited the Lourve...Moulin Rouge was entertaining though!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Give a woman a washing-up liquid bottle full of water and tell her to squeeze it hard.......... Bet she squirts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a little fun for Friday afternoon.

I have never been with a woman that squirts. But I'd love to be.

Over to you loverly lot for your, you have never. "

Sticking my nose in. I squirt but you are too young, and too far away. Keep searching and good luck

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have never.....erm... licked lemon meringue pie off a lady's breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must water them up first

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have never used a Tesco self serve checkout

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By *aulsussex5Man over a year ago

nr Gatwick

I have never sat at work pretending to be busy but writing on fab forum... oh wait, yes I have!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never yet fondled a pair of surgically enhanced breasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have never used a Tesco self serve checkout"

Now that is shocking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conjugated a verb in French

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have never seen a James bond film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never and never will engage in toe sucking

WRONGNESS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never inappropriately touch a man in public ! Or ever told a lie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never tried to yodel..........Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo.....ooo just have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often say to myself as a beautiful woman walks by...jasus I'd suck farts out of her arse.....yet this is something I have never done

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By *opinovMan over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I've been the M slice of bread on a MFM sandwich - but I've never been the M filling in a FMF one... and gawd knows I ache to be sooooooo much.

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"I have never and never will engage in toe sucking

WRONGNESS"

Much wrongness. Boak

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have never and never will engage in toe sucking

WRONGNESS"

Only on the people with hooves

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I have never travelled outside of Europe. Would love to visit Russia, Australia, New Zealand and South America and maybe New York briefly.

I have also never used a strap on with a woman but would love to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never tried watersports

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never yet fondled a pair of surgically enhanced breasts."

Ohhh, neither have I.....on the to do list x

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

I have never rode a horse. Plenty of donkeys on Blackpool beach, but never a horse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never sat in a bath full of squid with 2 sexy women and thought, "damn careful what you wish for "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never been a Billionaire, but I know I'd be so grreat at it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never lived on my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never only "gone out for a couple"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have never only "gone out for a couple"

Neither have I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never only "gone out for a couple"

Neither have I

I've found that beers only work in multiples of four !

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have never only "gone out for a couple"

Neither have I

I've found that beers only work in multiples of four !

Which is why you need two six packs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never said no to a jaegerbomb!

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By *Kgirl80Woman over a year ago

South Coast

I have never encouraged my boss to drink shots for my own amusement

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have never said no to a jaegerbomb!

I have never said yes to a jaegerbomb...disgusting taste, would only ever clean the bog with Jaegermeister or red bull

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have never only "gone out for a couple"

Neither have I

I've found that beers only work in multiples of four !

I've found that 3 is the magic number...2 pints and I can go home, have a 3rd and I'm out for the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have never lived on my own"

I have never lived with anyone

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have never only "gone out for a couple"

Neither have I

I've found that beers only work in multiples of four !

I've found that 3 is the magic number...2 pints and I can go home, have a 3rd and I'm out for the night

I find the magic number is 5.

5 and I'm anybody's but 6 and I'm everybody's

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