Pre dinner drinks: champagne, followed by vodka shot.
Starter: lettuce leaf with half bottle of white wine, followed by vodka shot
Main course: two lettuce leafs with half bottle red and vodka shot.
Pudding: strawberries with glass champagne, 2 vodka shots.
Post dinner entertainments: bedroom/
Living room with extra bottles of vodka.
How would you entertain. Yep in case you were wondering I'm bored. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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I was thinking of doing a thread like this last week but as I don't really cook I couldn't think what to give people.
Hmmm...
Champagne on arrival
Scallops with leeks in butter to start - bread for dunking into the buttery sauce.
Rack of lamb with teensy new potatoes, chanteray carrots and sugar snap peas cut at an angle.
Strawberries and cream to be served by feeding them to the person next to you.
Entertainment would be dressing up in lingerie for the men while the women watch. Strip poker and then the scores. |
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"I was thinking of doing a thread like this last week but as I don't really cook I couldn't think what to give people.
Hmmm...
Champagne on arrival
Scallops with leeks in butter to start - bread for dunking into the buttery sauce.
Rack of lamb with teensy new potatoes, chanteray carrots and sugar snap peas cut at an angle.
Strawberries and cream to be served by feeding them to the person next to you.
Entertainment would be dressing up in lingerie for the men while the women watch. Strip poker and then the scores."
See mine caters for veggies and vegans  |
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For starters I'd treat my guests to a "rate my profile", maybe with a bit of "I cant get a meet" on the top
For main course, I'd do a nice "is it big enough" with a side order of "your all time wasters"
Then for desert I'd leave, then maybe come back in a week or so |
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"For starters I'd treat my guests to a "rate my profile", maybe with a bit of "I cant get a meet" on the top
For main course, I'd do a nice "is it big enough" with a side order of "your all time wasters"
Then for desert I'd leave, then maybe come back in a week or so"
come fuck with me |
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"For starters I'd treat my guests to a "rate my profile", maybe with a bit of "I cant get a meet" on the top
For main course, I'd do a nice "is it big enough" with a side order of "your all time wasters"
Then for desert I'd leave, then maybe come back in a week or so
come fuck with me"
Errmm. was that an offer? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was thinking of doing a thread like this last week but as I don't really cook I couldn't think what to give people.
Hmmm...
Champagne on arrival
Scallops with leeks in butter to start - bread for dunking into the buttery sauce.
Rack of lamb with teensy new potatoes, chanteray carrots and sugar snap peas cut at an angle.
Strawberries and cream to be served by feeding them to the person next to you.
Entertainment would be dressing up in lingerie for the men while the women watch. Strip poker and then the scores.
See mine caters for veggies and vegans "
They can have the veg and the vegans can eat the strawberries without the cream. As long as they dress up and strip off, of course. |
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"For starters I'd treat my guests to a "rate my profile", maybe with a bit of "I cant get a meet" on the top
For main course, I'd do a nice "is it big enough" with a side order of "your all time wasters"
Then for desert I'd leave, then maybe come back in a week or so
come fuck with me
Errmm. was that an offer?"
thats the title of the show and an offer xxx |
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"Big massive gang bang followed by a pot noodle...who has time to cook after all that?!!!!
So you'd have time to put the kettle on for the pot noodle old ya "
Im sure I could find some energy for that!! |
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"For starters I'd treat my guests to a "rate my profile", maybe with a bit of "I cant get a meet" on the top
For main course, I'd do a nice "is it big enough" with a side order of "your all time wasters"
Then for desert I'd leave, then maybe come back in a week or so
come fuck with me
Errmm. was that an offer?thats the title of the show and an offer xxx"
Smooth  |
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