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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,I was petrified!

When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong...and knew that I could take you on

BUT THERE YOU AREAnother lie

I was ready for a Big Mac an,d you brought me a French Fry,

I should have known that it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream,Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,

Go on now go....walk out the door!don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,I will survive!As long as I have all my batteries,my sex life's gona thrive!I will always have good sexwith a handful of latex!I will survive I will survive!HEY HEY!  

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,I was petrified!

When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong...and knew that I could take you on

BUT THERE YOU AREAnother lie

I was ready for a Big Mac an,d you brought me a French Fry,

I should have known that it was bullshit,just a sad pathetic dream,Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,

Go on now go....walk out the door!don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive,I will survive!As long as I have all my batteries,my sex life's gona thrive!I will always have good sexwith a handful of latex!I will survive I will survive!HEY HEY!  "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant !!!

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By *exycleanerWoman  over a year ago

pontefract

like it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol Very funny!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lolololololololololololol well I just read this out loud to john ... thanks for making us smile .. x

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