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Well had my first meet - Did not go quite as planned though
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WOW what a meet, but not for good reasons!
I bathed and decided that a polar neck jumper, jeans and trainers was
the best idea, smart but cool and it covered my skinny neck!
I turned up at her house, she was a 43 year old TV called Tilly (real
name Dave an out of work welder from Chesterfield)
Well, I was very excited and before I knew it, she had whipped my
jeans down and had hold of my tallywhacker, she was a bit rough but
before I could say, "Can I go extra large on the fries please" it was all
over, I looked in the mirror on the wall and my face was contorted
like a japanese sniper, I thought I had wet myself but had in fact
cum!!!
JUST THEN....in walked a bloke who called himself her called Pip, well
I'm sure he said that (must have been her brother I guess) and asked
for money, I was taken aback and refused, he said If I did not "he
would slice my kidney out with a spoon" so..... I gave him £50, it
was a new polar neck jumper (still had the tags on inside) and I was
going to take it back on Monday and say it was the wrong size (just a
little retail tip for you there) so did not want blood on it!
He then said if I ever came near his bitch again, I would be sorry, I
thought not a nice way to talk about your sister and left, Tilly never
even waived or anything
I'm not happy that it happened like it did, but have learned a valuable lesson I think...don't wear a polar neck jumper, it rubbed my neck and made it sore! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sore neck
sore nipple
sore bollocks
£50 short
Are you sure this is the game for you? 
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Oh yes, I will continue on this adventure, just change tack a little, have my eye on another on fabs, so we shall see where that leads!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bigfella says no!! pmsl"
We will see...I have winked at him and messaged him a few times, still waiting for a reply though lol (lough out loudly) I think he may be shy and I thought I was !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bigfella says no!! pmsl
We will see...I have winked at him and messaged him a few times, still waiting for a reply though lol (lough out loudly) I think he may be shy and I thought I was !!!!"
I think he may be sraight! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bigfella says no!! pmsl
We will see...I have winked at him and messaged him a few times, still waiting for a reply though lol (lough out loudly) I think he may be shy and I thought I was !!!!
I think he may be sraight! lol"
Well, like I said earlier, I always thought I was straight until I got that blow job of the taxi driver in Newcastle...we shall see, don't think I will be dabbling with TVs again, that for sure! |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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Jeza, thats terrible! What a mistake to make! You must be kicking yourself...
Fancy wearing a Polar neck with jeans and trainers! Such a faux par!
Where the hush puppies? Still in the wash from last Sundays Bukkake party, I should coco.
Never mind, there's always next time!
Flirty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeza, thats terrible! What a mistake to make! You must be kicking yourself...
Fancy wearing a Polar neck with jeans and trainers! Such a faux par!
Where the hush puppies? Still in the wash from last Sundays Bukkake party, I should coco.
Never mind, there's always next time!
Flirty"
Well my bad dress sense aside, it is no fun when a hooligan/hoody type of fella threatens you with cutlery!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your telling me, bud!
I was once relieved of a filofax and 4.99 worth of new vests by some skanky scroats wielding a set of crab claw crackers.
A thoroughly unpleasent experience!
Flirty"
Well sea food makes me come out in a rash do those crabs claws would have been horrible for me...you have my sympathy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being a retail man, I presume you had the forethought to get a VAT receipt?
It all helps..."
I know the Mens Department Manager, so won't be a problem, we went to kick boxing together, but I only lasted a week because I hurt my knee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"that is the funniest thing we have read since being on here i am actually crying laughing lol xxx"
Well I'm glad you find it amusing, I think I actually had a slight leakage when I was accosted, but I have only just realised it now when getting ready for bed, so will need to boil a pan!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely you've kept the tags in those as well, and can have a word with Dave "Hong Kong Phooey" and he'll sort you out some new grundies too?
What are friends for, eh?"
I have no idea what your talking about, you obviously DO NOT work in retail! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be quite high up in retail Jeza...I know exactly what you mean lol
I have now left that line of work as it bored the arse off me!
When you mentioned stocktake the other day? well I came over all funny at the thought of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am a retail manager i will have you know so i do sympathise "
Well thanks, people think Reatil Managemnt is just soooo easy, we had a Manager off for a month recently with post traumatic stress after the January sales!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats what Rod Hull said as he slid off the roof lol
HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
xxxxxxxxxx"
Finally some one got the joke!!! xxxmwahxxx to you Debz |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Thats what Rod Hull said as he slid off the roof lol
HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Finally some one got the joke!!! xxxmwahxxx to you Debz "
Acutally wet my pants - seems to be the done thing round here these days!!!
thankfully i kept the reciept and didnt remove the tagsso i wil be taking them back in the morning!!!!
PS - they are a bit slow round here arent they - must be an age thing me thinks
Mwah back at ya xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I have messaged Tilly, but she has bloked me.
I feel slightly let down, but at least I'm in one piece, think I will try my luck a bit closer to home for now, think TVs are not really my cup of tea, unless they are a 54" Sony Widescreen
And yes, the Rod Hull joke was funny, I just missed it last night, I was in a bit of a tiz at what had happened. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be quite high up in retail Jeza...I know exactly what you mean lol"
Yes, but the H & S Exec have now determined that supermarket warehouse workers can only go as high as 9', above which a hydraulic set of steps MUST be employed with a safety worker on the ground.
hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to be quite high up in retail Jeza...I know exactly what you mean lol
Yes, but the H & S Exec have now determined that supermarket warehouse workers can only go as high as 9', above which a hydraulic set of steps MUST be employed with a safety worker on the ground.
hehehe"
Actually that is incorrect, I used to be H&S rep, a risk assessment is required that will determine what access equipment and safe system of work is required, but it was a humerous interjection on your part!
My rabbit is not very well now, think he needs to go to the vets tomorrow!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to be quite high up in retail Jeza...I know exactly what you mean lol
Yes, but the H & S Exec have now determined that supermarket warehouse workers can only go as high as 9', above which a hydraulic set of steps MUST be employed with a safety worker on the ground.
hehehe
Actually that is incorrect, I used to be H&S rep, a risk assessment is required that will determine what access equipment and safe system of work is required, but it was a humerous interjection on your part!
My rabbit is not very well now, think he needs to go to the vets tomorrow!
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Just change its batterys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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so your one of them people who judges a book by its cover a hooligan/hoodie so everyone who wheres this is a hooligan pmsl yes very wrong he thretened you indeed but lots of peole wear hoodies and are not hooliganns think you been watching to much telly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to be quite high up in retail Jeza...I know exactly what you mean lol
Yes, but the H & S Exec have now determined that supermarket warehouse workers can only go as high as 9', above which a hydraulic set of steps MUST be employed with a safety worker on the ground.
hehehe
Actually that is incorrect, I used to be H&S rep, a risk assessment is required that will determine what access equipment and safe system of work is required, but it was a humerous interjection on your part!
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Hey, who really gives a monkeys. We all know the H & S Exec exists purely so that employers can cover their arses and not subject to a lawsuit from workers who injure themselves during the course of thier duties.
On Wednesday I sliced my finger open at work at 1am, went to Cardiff A & E for three hours, got it stiched and thought nothing more of it, only for the company H & S guy to phone me up and ask what happened, I told him, and he then asked me if a) I was trained to do the job that I injured myself doing, b) was I wearing protective gloves and c) what was the liklihood of it happening again.
I replied:
a) I've been a telecoms engineer for 20 years, so yup, I'm trained.
b) have YOU ever tried to do a fiddly job wearing heavy protective gloves?
c) don't be such a twat, if I could answer that question the fookin accident wouldn't have happened in the first place.
He now thinks that additional training is required to prevent a re-occurence of the accident and that I need a refresher course in risk assessment.
I told him to speak to my boss to arrange these days where I will not be actively working - and earning the company money - and my boss told him to fuck off (he actually said "It's not neccessary," but I thought I'd spice it up a bit hehehe) |
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can't quite make my mind up wether you are just joking or not, if not then it is a serious issue perhaps we all should take note of, was the tv from a site? if so inform the site admin to get rid of this type of person, you really must be more careful! hope you find a more relaxed type of fun next time. take care XXH&A |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so your one of them people who judges a book by its cover a hooligan/hoodie so everyone who wheres this is a hooligan pmsl yes very wrong he thretened you indeed but lots of peole wear hoodies and are not hooliganns think you been watching to much telly lol "
oooo not sure about this 1 ...can u remember about a year or so ago on the news ...a politician said every1 should "hug a hoodie" and the very next days news there was a report about a man being attacked 4 doing just that lol
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