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over a year ago
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It would depend on what type of man Id be
Beer swilling one ?? Smoke 40 a day ??
Wank head one ?? Business man ??
I need clarification before commenting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man for day
Sit on arse
Burp fart
Make unreasonable demands
Be rude to everyone
Expect dinner on table and shirts ironed.
Ponder who the the little fairy is that does all the jobs around the house.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would depend on what type of man Id be
Beer swilling one ?? Smoke 40 a day ??
Wank head one ?? Business man ??
I need clarification before commenting "
U can be any its your choice?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would depend on what type of man Id be
Beer swilling one ?? Smoke 40 a day ??
Wank head one ?? Business man ??
I need clarification before commenting
U can be any its your choice? "
Ill be a genuinely nice , non crimewatch looking , non drinker , non smoking , non wank head one
There has to be ONE somewhere in the world  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would arrange for loads of tradesmen to come to the house and get all those jobs done that I have been putting off for ages, just from fluttering my eye lashes  "
Ha! Fantasy land dream on!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man for day
Sit on arse
Burp fart
Make unreasonable demands
Be rude to everyone
Expect dinner on table and shirts ironed.
Ponder who the the little fairy is that does all the jobs around the house.
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Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With 2 sets of lips I could piss and moan at the same time.Also would enjoy swinging my arse and hips about,and watch all those big cocks rising in front of me,because of me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would depend on what type of man Id be
Beer swilling one ?? Smoke 40 a day ??
Wank head one ?? Business man ??
I need clarification before commenting
U can be any its your choice?
Ill be a genuinely nice , non crimewatch looking , non drinker , non smoking , non wank head one
There has to be ONE somewhere in the world "
I'm right here and u haven't noticed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get up, spend an hour in the bathroom and another hour getting ready/doing hair/choosing what to wear.
Then I'd go to work, chatting on my phone all the way there. Get in and make a coffee- more chatting. Go for a wee, touch up make up, chat to female colleague doing the same. Chat to customers until lunchtime, go shoe shopping, eat a piece of lettuce then back to work for coffee. More phone chatting interspersed with coffee, wee, make up and chatting duties then off to the shops for more clothes hunting.
Chat all the way home on the phone to find the other half is already back, had a tidy up, started tea and switched on the washing machine- try to help prepare tea by opening jar, get other half to do it then tip contents in to a pan and light gas- thus being able to claim credit for making at least half of the evenings meal- nowt else to do so call friend for a chat while other half finishes tea, feeds dog, stacks dish washer and empties the bin.
Eat tea then flop down in front of telly to watch something about shopping/clothes/fat girls/skinny girls/something I can bitch about- complain that other half isn't chatting enough-ask what's for pudding with a 'its your turn- and get me a d*unk while you're up' expression. Grab phone and chat to friend for next hour while online shopping and discussing shoes/ the fat/thin girl on the telly/ the mutual friend who is really a bitch.
Go up to bed, taking 30 minutes to apply 27 different potions that all look and smell the same but which collectively cost the same as a holiday. Climb in to bed and find other half is thinking about sex- complain about being tired and having a really busy day and why is it taking so long to fit/fix/decorate that thing. Turn light off, roll over, fart silently then blame other half while poking his ribs with a diamond sharp finger and enough force to destroy the truck that delivered the jar I couldn't open earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get up, spend an hour in the bathroom and another hour getting ready/doing hair/choosing what to wear.
Then I'd go to work, chatting on my phone all the way there. Get in and make a coffee- more chatting. Go for a wee, touch up make up, chat to female colleague doing the same. Chat to customers until lunchtime, go shoe shopping, eat a piece of lettuce then back to work for coffee. More phone chatting interspersed with coffee, wee, make up and chatting duties then off to the shops for more clothes hunting.
Chat all the way home on the phone to find the other half is already back, had a tidy up, started tea and switched on the washing machine- try to help prepare tea by opening jar, get other half to do it then tip contents in to a pan and light gas- thus being able to claim credit for making at least half of the evenings meal- nowt else to do so call friend for a chat while other half finishes tea, feeds dog, stacks dish washer and empties the bin.
Eat tea then flop down in front of telly to watch something about shopping/clothes/fat girls/skinny girls/something I can bitch about- complain that other half isn't chatting enough-ask what's for pudding with a 'its your turn- and get me a d*unk while you're up' expression. Grab phone and chat to friend for next hour while online shopping and discussing shoes/ the fat/thin girl on the telly/ the mutual friend who is really a bitch.
Go up to bed, taking 30 minutes to apply 27 different potions that all look and smell the same but which collectively cost the same as a holiday. Climb in to bed and find other half is thinking about sex- complain about being tired and having a really busy day and why is it taking so long to fit/fix/decorate that thing. Turn light off, roll over, fart silently then blame other half while poking his ribs with a diamond sharp finger and enough force to destroy the truck that delivered the jar I couldn't open earlier."
  What a wonderful view of womanhood you have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get up, spend an hour in the bathroom and another hour getting ready/doing hair/choosing what to wear.
Then I'd go to work, chatting on my phone all the way there. Get in and make a coffee- more chatting. Go for a wee, touch up make up, chat to female colleague doing the same. Chat to customers until lunchtime, go shoe shopping, eat a piece of lettuce then back to work for coffee. More phone chatting interspersed with coffee, wee, make up and chatting duties then off to the shops for more clothes hunting.
Chat all the way home on the phone to find the other half is already back, had a tidy up, started tea and switched on the washing machine- try to help prepare tea by opening jar, get other half to do it then tip contents in to a pan and light gas- thus being able to claim credit for making at least half of the evenings meal- nowt else to do so call friend for a chat while other half finishes tea, feeds dog, stacks dish washer and empties the bin.
Eat tea then flop down in front of telly to watch something about shopping/clothes/fat girls/skinny girls/something I can bitch about- complain that other half isn't chatting enough-ask what's for pudding with a 'its your turn- and get me a d*unk while you're up' expression. Grab phone and chat to friend for next hour while online shopping and discussing shoes/ the fat/thin girl on the telly/ the mutual friend who is really a bitch.
Go up to bed, taking 30 minutes to apply 27 different potions that all look and smell the same but which collectively cost the same as a holiday. Climb in to bed and find other half is thinking about sex- complain about being tired and having a really busy day and why is it taking so long to fit/fix/decorate that thing. Turn light off, roll over, fart silently then blame other half while poking his ribs with a diamond sharp finger and enough force to destroy the truck that delivered the jar I couldn't open earlier.
What a wonderful view of womanhood you have!"
I notice you didn't comment of the burp/fart/scratch comments for blokes.....too busy chatting maybe? |
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"Get up, spend an hour in the bathroom and another hour getting ready/doing hair/choosing what to wear.
Then I'd go to work, chatting on my phone all the way there. Get in and make a coffee- more chatting. Go for a wee, touch up make up, chat to female colleague doing the same. Chat to customers until lunchtime, go shoe shopping, eat a piece of lettuce then back to work for coffee. More phone chatting interspersed with coffee, wee, make up and chatting duties then off to the shops for more clothes hunting.
Chat all the way home on the phone to find the other half is already back, had a tidy up, started tea and switched on the washing machine- try to help prepare tea by opening jar, get other half to do it then tip contents in to a pan and light gas- thus being able to claim credit for making at least half of the evenings meal- nowt else to do so call friend for a chat while other half finishes tea, feeds dog, stacks dish washer and empties the bin.
Eat tea then flop down in front of telly to watch something about shopping/clothes/fat girls/skinny girls/something I can bitch about- complain that other half isn't chatting enough-ask what's for pudding with a 'its your turn- and get me a d*unk while you're up' expression. Grab phone and chat to friend for next hour while online shopping and discussing shoes/ the fat/thin girl on the telly/ the mutual friend who is really a bitch.
Go up to bed, taking 30 minutes to apply 27 different potions that all look and smell the same but which collectively cost the same as a holiday. Climb in to bed and find other half is thinking about sex- complain about being tired and having a really busy day and why is it taking so long to fit/fix/decorate that thing. Turn light off, roll over, fart silently then blame other half while poking his ribs with a diamond sharp finger and enough force to destroy the truck that delivered the jar I couldn't open earlier."
hilerious, you did forget to mention the soaps though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get up, spend an hour in the bathroom and another hour getting ready/doing hair/choosing what to wear.
Then I'd go to work, chatting on my phone all the way there. Get in and make a coffee- more chatting. Go for a wee, touch up make up, chat to female colleague doing the same. Chat to customers until lunchtime, go shoe shopping, eat a piece of lettuce then back to work for coffee. More phone chatting interspersed with coffee, wee, make up and chatting duties then off to the shops for more clothes hunting.
Chat all the way home on the phone to find the other half is already back, had a tidy up, started tea and switched on the washing machine- try to help prepare tea by opening jar, get other half to do it then tip contents in to a pan and light gas- thus being able to claim credit for making at least half of the evenings meal- nowt else to do so call friend for a chat while other half finishes tea, feeds dog, stacks dish washer and empties the bin.
Eat tea then flop down in front of telly to watch something about shopping/clothes/fat girls/skinny girls/something I can bitch about- complain that other half isn't chatting enough-ask what's for pudding with a 'its your turn- and get me a d*unk while you're up' expression. Grab phone and chat to friend for next hour while online shopping and discussing shoes/ the fat/thin girl on the telly/ the mutual friend who is really a bitch.
Go up to bed, taking 30 minutes to apply 27 different potions that all look and smell the same but which collectively cost the same as a holiday. Climb in to bed and find other half is thinking about sex- complain about being tired and having a really busy day and why is it taking so long to fit/fix/decorate that thing. Turn light off, roll over, fart silently then blame other half while poking his ribs with a diamond sharp finger and enough force to destroy the truck that delivered the jar I couldn't open earlier."
Would love a day like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" What a wonderful view of womanhood you have!
I notice you didn't comment of the burp/fart/scratch comments for blokes.....too busy chatting maybe? "
Ummmm actually I just got in from having coffee with a mate. Was putting shopping away, feeding the cat and sorting out some baking for a visitor tomorrow.. not sure I should bother!
Not everyone spends all day on here you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" What a wonderful view of womanhood you have!
I notice you didn't comment of the burp/fart/scratch comments for blokes.....too busy chatting maybe?
Ummmm actually I just got in from having coffee with a mate. Was putting shopping away, feeding the cat and sorting out some baking for a visitor tomorrow.. not sure I should bother!
Not everyone spends all day on here you know "
Shopping and a lunchtime chat- I was right.....some of us are at work you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Shopping and a lunchtime chat- I was right.....some of us are at work you know "
Some of us worked 80 hrs on nights last week and are now on rest days
Perhaps I need to ring some friends, have a nice long chat instead of slaving away in the kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Shopping and a lunchtime chat- I was right.....some of us are at work you know
Some of us worked 80 hrs on nights last week and are now on rest days
Perhaps I need to ring some friends, have a nice long chat instead of slaving away in the kitchen."
Can't you multitask? |
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